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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
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The town rapist gets stuck in a window & the whole town has to help get him out

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
there's a report of chronic vandalism but it turns out the neighbor was accidentally using dino mayor's enormous member (that he hangs out his bedroom window) as a water hose by mistake

"well, that's my last time hanging out with the common folk!"

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Egbert Souse posted:

Here's some funny punchlines you can use for free:

"My grandfather died of AIDS this morning alone in a hospital room."
"Billy, God killed your hamster because you play with yourself at night."
"Six million Jews were killed during the Holocaust."

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
What about a mockumentary that follows a serial rapist who exclusively targets single moms? Call it 'How I Meat Your Mother'

e: Upon reflection this is a little too dark & I apologize

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