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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
got room for a couple of sassy kids?

here's the hook though: the kids are dead

(dont have to worry about corpses being in the union it will cut costs believe me)

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Bob James posted:

The neighbor is a ventriloquist that fucks his dummy.

i see where you're going with this.. the dummy is actually a dead child.

good for laughs but you will never get it past the thick heads at the union

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
i pitched an idea of putting a webcam in the ladies room and you livestream it to TV and call the show "girls going poop"

network heads said demand would be so high it would be on every network 24 hours a day and there would be no airtime to run commercials

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
"get hosed with a stick, bozo"

good catchphrase for a sassy minority cab driver?

e: like try saying it in a mario accent, lmao its hilarious

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

SciFiDownBeat posted:

It's called an Italian accent, you RACIST

ya but the guy is chinese-canadian: thats the hook that gets the kids to tune in each week

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
do a reboot of mr belvedere

unironically this is what we need to bring the nation together

drinks on the china? never happened before. who cares?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
make every walk-on or bit character have a catchphrase from an 80s sitcom, so the background is full of:

"don be rediculoos cossin larry!"

"how rude"

"geez mallory"

"marsha marsha marsha"

"this is the third dead prostitute tonight"

"kiss my grits"

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
real talk: alice kramden was a total bitch and probably deserved a pow right in the kisser

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
jerry got black listed along with sam hyde lmao

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
that dog is thinking "why is everyone laughing i cant breath omg this isnt funny i cant breathe"

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