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kalel
Jun 19, 2012

second to last ep of the first season is where we introduce eldritch abominations

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kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Hustlin Floh posted:

Season one introduces us to Ernest (Mike Rowe), a hard-drinking, hard-living ex-mercenary in the cyberpunk near future. He escapes from Death Row in Sigma-Mortis XII, the worst prison-city in all the Badlands. His entire life now is consumed with one desire- to hunt down the man who framed him for murdering and raping an entire cyber-convent: Verne (Verne Lundquist). After a harrowing series of close calls with the corrupt police and also after becoming the leader of a preteen street gang through ritual combat, Ernest corners Verne. The highlight of the season is the monologue he gives as he stands over Verne after gut-shooting him. He ends it with "I have only one hope- that you suffer as much as possible before the darkness claims you. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, VERNE?"

Buddy I dunno if you got the memo, but we're trying to write a shitcomb about tj blashill the dino mayor and bunzo steele The serial rapist best friend here! we don't got time for your crazy ideas!

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

reallivedinosaur posted:

"get hosed with a stick, bozo"

good catchphrase for a sassy minority cab driver?

e: like try saying it in a mario accent, lmao its hilarious

It's called an Italian accent, you RACIST

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Mozi posted:

that dog is saying 'i wanted this medium rare and this is clearly medium well'

well, heh, you know, ha ha, you know what they s-pfft haha, s-say

hot dogs are a rare medium well done! ha ha ha ha ha

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