help me with a sitcome I'm writing

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > help me with a sitcome I'm writing

Intrinsic Field Marshal: Sep 6, 2014; by SA Support Robot

You need a zany neighbour who has a crazy catchphrase like "benis" or "cucumber"

Ideally he should have a wacky voice and be able to do sound effects like the black guy from Police Academy

Also a episode should revolve around valentine's day and his attempts to get a date which backfire hilariously