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Aug 6, 2005
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The script needs to be relatable to the general public, so here's something I tossed together for the show, using real life as source material.

One night T.J. Blashill discovers that instead of his normal healthy dose of semen, he's cumming blood. This is of course very shocking to both him and his wife. After having rushed to the clinic the doctor orders a batch of blood tests and tells him that they're going to check his prostate just to be sure it isn't enlarged. T.J. Blashill is laying on his side, with his butt exposed, as the good ol' Doc P.R.Octology slaps on a pair of pre-lubricated latex gloves behind him. The camera zooms in on T.J.Blashills face. A droplet of anxious sweat drops from his forehead. Suddenly his eyes pop as wide open as they possibly can and he exclaims.



HUNK MY RUNK !!!

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Aug 6, 2005
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Zenos Paradise posted:

Has guy fieri as the villainous barber that tries to give everyone frosted tips and diabetes

Has Wilford Brimley as the villanous pastry chef that tries to give everyone diabeetus.

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Aug 6, 2005
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Isaac posted:

My version of windows is in dutch so the spell check is no use at all. So i have to be brave and work out how words are spelled without computer assistance


Allow me to help your vodka riddled brains with this...





Edit: Aaaah, gently caress! I should probably have read the post after Isaac's too.

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