Oh, whatcha got there? Some signs, eh? Live, laugh.. yeah, I see what you're going for here. Lemme show you something. You just grab it here, and.. Just toss this bit, and you're off to the races, kid. Here, this is what mine looks like You're welcome |
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Crumpet Strumpet posted:Oh, whatcha got there? Some signs, eh? Live, laugh.. yeah, I see what you're going for here. Lemme show you something. You just grab it here, and.. would actually pay money for ugh sign
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:44 |
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ladybeard mcflurry posted:would actually pay money for ugh sign I also think i'm stealing this idea |
# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:45 |
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I'm an actual Michaels employee, and I find this thread very entertaining. |
# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:51 |
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ArclightBorealis posted:I'm an actual Michaels employee, and I find this thread very entertaining. How is Michael doing?
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:53 |
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ArclightBorealis posted:I'm an actual Michaels employee, and I find this thread very entertaining. i'm so sorry
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 03:56 |
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lmao at any noob who doesn't have the Michael's coupon app on their phone
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 04:08 |
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 04:27 |
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ladybeard mcflurry posted:*spritzes self with entire wall of home fragrance multiple times per day* This was a post that happened and I liked it so it's getting quoted in this new post
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 04:40 |
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one time I went into a micheals and the girl working at the register was really cute. in my mind her name is michelle
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MrWillsauce posted:one time I went into a micheals and the girl working at the register was really cute. in my mind her name is michelle michaela
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 04:53 |
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she didn't give me extra chips though. or any chips, really
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 04:56 |
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MrWillsauce posted:she didn't give me extra chips though. or any chips, really Wait which Michael's serve chips You know chips rhymes with tips Hey there, couldn't help but notice you took Michelle's advice and went with the metallic silver bake-able clay for that art project. You know, these poor guys, they don't do this kind of thing for fun like you and me, they have to feed their families on the salaries they earn here. And let me tell you friend, those hard earned Michaels paychecks they don't last like they used to. Next time you're coming through here picking up a little yarn or some decorative glass pebbles for your bathroom why don't you throw the extra change these friendly folks way. Let me tell you, you'll get a warm feeling. Warmer than when you bake that clay and try and handle it a bit too early.
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grizzled vet looking down at a starstruck newbie in the candlemaking aisle: "Lavender Circus"? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time... | |
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ArclightBorealis posted:I'm an actual Michaels employee, and I find this thread very entertaining.
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ArclightBorealis posted:I'm an actual Michaels employee, and I find this thread very entertaining. |
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Crumpet Strumpet posted:Oh, whatcha got there? Some signs, eh? Live, laugh.. yeah, I see what you're going for here. Lemme show you something. You just grab it here, and.. woah woah there friend, don't be so quick to toss that bit collect two of them and you're on your way to a "Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!" sign, which I would also pay good money for
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FactsAreUseless posted:Michael's Customer Service Representatives: realtalk i used to go to the michaels in bloomingdale all the time, it was nowhere near a streamwood drive as i'm pretty sure there is no streamwood drive in bloomingdale, and i don't think jack in the box still exists that joanns next door is truly grody though so props for accuracy there |
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food court bailiff posted:realtalk i used to go to the michaels in bloomingdale all the time, it was nowhere near a streamwood drive as i'm pretty sure there is no streamwood drive in bloomingdale, and i don't think jack in the box still exists |
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*methodically emptying the glitter tubes into a clear trash bag* *drops trash bag off of roof onto parked car covered in tacky glue* i'm dedicated to my craft.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 23:25 |
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talk about arts and carfts
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 01:23 |
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Plebian Parasite posted:man wearing suit of pipe cleaners: "Who run Artertown?" Crumpet Strumpet posted:Oh, whatcha got there? Some signs, eh? Live, laugh.. yeah, I see what you're going for here. Lemme show you something. You just grab it here, and.. Twenty Four fucked around with this message at 08:29 on Dec 15, 2016
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 08:26 |
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Me - *Walks up to register and plops down a water color kit. But not a real one, the kids ones that are just like a coloring book with the colors built into the page that come out when you smear a paint brush with plain water over the page.* Old Pro Cashier - "Picking something up for the kids?" Me - "Oh no, no kids here. Just figured I would pick up a new project to work on now that I am retired and have nothing but time on my hands." Old Pro Cashier - *Eye starts to twitch* Me - *holding up water color book* "I didn't see any in the back, does the water come with this, or...?"
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 08:43 |
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Heh. Nice glue gun. Whatcha gonna do, stick some googly eyes to something? A real craft operator carries a real piece. *pulls charging handle on glue rifle* |
# ? Dec 16, 2016 05:40 |
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We've been dating a while, haven't we? Listen, I want to take you somewhere nice. Let's go out for a nice steak dinner and afterwords we can walk through an unnecessarily complicated maze of stacked candy displays at the checkout area in Michaels. You can choose out anything you want. It's December, that means they will definitely have a poo poo load of expired Easter candy.
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 08:34 |
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*my mom nervously looks at the calender, Christmas is coming. She gazes from windowsill to shelf to counter and back, mentally rearranging and swapping things. Alas, she cannot find enough space for another barnyard animal made from a spool and cotton balls* |
# ? Dec 16, 2016 13:27 |
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Yeah, bud. Ever since the libtards took Christ outta Christmas it's been a downhill slide for us real Christians. I swore I wouldn't live to see the day that we didn't fill isle 4 with wooden Nativity scenes in the middle of November, but all the religious iconography was taken right from under our noses. Now, you look like the good sort of people, good church going folk, am I right? Tell you want, if you really want an effigy of the sweet baby Jesus, I think we can work something out. It's not gonna be cheap, you gotta understand I'm putting my apron on the line here, but why don't you pull your van around back in, say, fifteen minutes. Have cash ready. |
# ? Dec 16, 2016 17:11 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:lmao at any noob who doesn't have the Michael's coupon app on their phone sometimes if you forget they scan the coupon on the flyer also you get a coupon by doing their survey |
# ? Dec 18, 2016 17:52 |
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McStabby posted:sometimes if you forget they scan the coupon on the flyer i don't HAVE to do surveys, pal, i just get the coupons i spend enough money at michaels that i have a separate entrance out back by the dumpster, it's for VIPs only and it says employees but that's because i work here too but i do spend a lot of money here ok
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# ? Dec 18, 2016 19:16 |
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*pulls aside random Michaels shopper, a frightened 46 year old mother of two in the ribbon aisle* Hey there friend, I'm pulling aside everyone I see recently telling them about the importance of the Michael's customer satisfaction surveys. Let me tell you a story about Janet, the lead cashier here. There she is, down there past those giant candy displays and metal baskets filled with undecorated stick wreaths. Look at that smile. You couldn't find a happier person. But just recently she got a bad survey, only 4 out of 5 stars on the question 'did any Michaels employee go out of their way to help you,' well let me tell you what friend, these Michael's employees they go out of their way just by putting on those dirty shared aprons. Next time you are ringing up, maybe just take one of those glittery yellow star stickers you are purchasing and stick it on their checkout station, and tell Janet you think she's a five.
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https://youtu.be/r7ANZ8Osnz4 |
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hahaha yes
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