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TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011
This is the Serious story. The Troof is out there.

Many of the nuclear explosion videos we have all seen and presumed real are shown to be complete fakes using model trees, houses and cars exploding on a set. The destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki appear not to be the result of one large explosion, but rather the result of a fire-bombing campaign comparable in pictures to Tokyo's fire-bombed remains. Hiroshima and Nagasaki also never experienced anything like the hundreds or thousands of years of radiation predicted by nuclear scientists, in fact, vegetation began growing within a month after the bombing, and the Japanese people began rebuilding almost immediately! Some nuclear physicists even claim nuclear weaponry fraudulent based solely on the technical impossibilities of fission material not to be incinerated before triggering the necessary nuclear chain reaction. Was the Government and Lamestream Media (except Fox [PBUH]) teaching school-children to hide under their desks just to induce fear and funnel black tax money into a fake Cold War arms race?

Serious Evidentiary Evidence. WAKE UP, PEOPLE! Buy gL0ddDDDDDD!!!!! catfood and LUBE!!!!!

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Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
It can't be both??? :confused:

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011

Hardawn posted:

It can't be both??? :confused:

Magnets

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


How do they work?

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011

bradzilla posted:

How do they work?

Like, Gravity and the Flux Capacitor

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

bradzilla posted:

How do they work?

the same way as time does

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
op sounds unstable

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

bradzilla posted:

How do they work?

They are made from a rare form of sexy metal that other metal is really attracted to.

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011

Relayer posted:

op sounds unstable

Lifeless muppet, you will leave my Beloved Thread immediately.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I disagree, OP

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
nice meltdown op

atlantis owes me money

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
nukes are cool because you're basically creating a star on top of people

that's pretty metal

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011

VikingSkull posted:

nukes are cool because you're basically creating a star on top of people

that's pretty metal

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

VikingSkull posted:

nukes are cool because you're basically creating a star on top of people

that's pretty metal

Stars create heat by fusion, nukes work on fission.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

FedEx Mercury posted:

Stars create heat by fusion, nukes work on fission.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermonuclear_weapon

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


this article proves FEM's point my dude

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

bradzilla posted:

this article proves FEM's point my dude

hey man we gotta create stars somehow and fission is a cool way to do it

hot date tonight!
Jan 13, 2009


Slippery Tilde
I'm already stocked up on Super Male Vitality and Hillary for Prison shirts, thanks though.

5er
Jun 1, 2000


bradzilla posted:

this article proves FEM's point my dude

Everybody gets to be right. In a really distilled summary- fission is used at the start to create the energy and components necessary for the really big loving kick, the part that releases the most energy- tritium fusion.

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011

FedEx Mercury posted:

Stars create heat by fusion, nukes work on fission.

Those are just the firecracker nukes. The big gently caress-orff hydrogen bombs work on star power.

Except they don't exist.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
the fun thing is most nukes in the world are fusion bombs now because you can dial a yield

not only can we make stars but we can choose their size with a regular predictability

:science:

TheImmigrant
Jan 18, 2011

VikingSkull posted:

the fun thing is most nukes in the world are fusion bombs now because you can dial a yield

not only can we make stars but we can choose their size with a regular predictability

:science:

Oh Be A Fine Girl Kiss Me (Right Now Smack)

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

VikingSkull posted:

the fun thing is most nukes in the world are fusion bombs now because you can dial a yield

not only can we make stars but we can choose their size with a regular predictability

:science:

You could dial a yield with certain fission weapons too, the real reason everything's fusion is because you can make it a lot smaller for the same explosive output and they can be made much cleaner so they don't create as much fallout (if you don't want them to)

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

I kinda hope that once we get to like glorious socialist one world government star trek world or whatever we use our now-pointless nukes as fun fireworks on the moon or something

Stranger Danger Ranger
Jul 21, 2007
There are lizards coming out of my tv.
I've been researching this for a few years now & am convinced NUKES (bombs/energy) DO NOT EXIST!I suggest you read the nuke hoax thread at cluesforum.info .They have covered this topic quite extensively. Keep up the good work brother!

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


ate all the Oreos posted:

You could dial a yield with certain fission weapons too, the real reason everything's fusion is because you can make it a lot smaller for the same explosive output and they can be made much cleaner so they don't create as much fallout (if you don't want them to)

It's not truly less fallout, it's only "less" when considered in proportion to the larger overall yield of the two-stage fission-fusion device.

Stranger Danger Ranger
Jul 21, 2007
There are lizards coming out of my tv.

Doctor Dogballs posted:

It's not truly less fallout, it's only "less" when considered in proportion to the larger overall yield of the two-stage fission-fusion device.

in ENGLISH, doc??

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Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station



No time to explain, Marty!

actually it's very simple, the fission (first stage) still makes all the same falloutradiation it would if the 2h/3h fusion stage was not present.

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