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no bales of dried beans that take hours to cook smh
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im not a real survivalist actually im survivalist-curious
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:important part is that the people in the cities knew how to defend themselves for the most part urban enviroments provide lots of tactical advantages i know this from playing the division on the free weekend, mediocre game at best. bullet sponges are weird. that and MGS basically all i know about urban tactics is from video games and that puts me at an advantage should some cities remain intact and arent leveled by nukes 
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:no bales of dried beans that take hours to cook smh i got dried beans too :/ i got ~100 lbs of dried stuff
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Dec 18, 2016 18:05
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Baloogan posted:i got dried beans too :/
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Jose posted:how bad is your internet? satellite, takes like 4 seconds to click on something.
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:oh, carry on then why do u think my feet got warm from a fart. mothfucker im dangerous ill set off gas detectors. once inspecting a sewer we chain smoked so much down there all our gas detectors went off which was hilarious
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Dec 18, 2016 18:07
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Where the gently caress is Baloogan when he plays survivalist? is it the actual wilderness or just squatting in the Muskokas and if he's alone, how often does he talk to himself?
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Dec 18, 2016 18:07
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please do not geolocate me
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spoiler alert: it's canada
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Pigma Dengar posted:Where the gently caress is Baloogan when he plays survivalist? is it the actual wilderness or just squatting in the Muskokas and if he's alone, how often does he talk to himself? there isn't an address here, but there is power, on the grid. we got a couple of gennies i phone / skype peeps alot i am working up here, hell yeah working remote!!! my days are like, wake up before dawn (which isn't hard this far north lamo), make fire, make breakfast, get firewood, shitpost, work work work work (atm im about to start working), stop working drink shitpost drink sleep
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Dec 18, 2016 18:12
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Anime Schoolgirl posted:important part is that the people in the cities knew how to defend themselves for the most part the thing is you dont really need to, you just need like 3 dudes who know how to shoot, then teach other dudes who know how to shoot, and then you have what chechenyans used to pwn the soviet army and what isis used to pwn most of the middle east.
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Baloogan posted:please do not geolocate me echo!!!! echo echo echo i found you, you gently caress
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Agean90 posted:the thing is you dont really need to, you just need like 3 dudes who know how to shoot, then teach other dudes who know how to shoot, and then you have what chechenyans used to pwn the soviet army and what isis used to pwn most of the middle east. Yeah, remind me how that worked out for the Chechens in the end?
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Captain_Maclaine posted:Yeah, remind me how that worked out for the Chechens in the end? the chechens are still here, where the gently caress is the soviet union
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Dec 18, 2016 18:26
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Al! posted:echo!!!! duck quacks don't echo owned
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peckerwood! *listens for echo* *no echo*
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Baloogan posted:duck quacks don't echo i looked this up in the encyclopedia and instead found an entry with my photograph next to gullable
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Dec 18, 2016 18:28
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also I saw a deer or something 4 legged in the trees a few minutes ago 
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Baloogan posted:please do not geolocate me geoguessr: baloogan edition ended up clicking in russia
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Baloogan posted:also I saw a deer or something 4 legged in the trees a few minutes ago i remeber that one time i was at the bottom of the grand canyon in the middle of the night and i got up to take a piss and looked over to see something looking back at me and was like "oh gently caress is that a mountain lion" but no it was a deer and was standing there looking like a dumbshit in some crouched stance like that would do something if a cougar decided to throw down with my dumb rear end lol.
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Last time I went into the Canadian wilds I saw three loons! Nobody can tell me those things don't take pleasure in random killing
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Baloogan posted:also I saw a deer or something 4 legged in the trees a few minutes ago the deer here are pretty numerous. the geography here allows for some small scale agriculture in an otherwise featureless blanket of forest, so the deer flock to the farm fields, and from there to the local parks and people's backyards. you could walk up and punch one in the face if you were so inclined. a few years ago the town had to cull a bunch of wolves because they were coming in for the deer. hunters say the town deer are also getting smaller with every generation because they're getting more domesticated or w/e. moose aren't doing so hot, though. deer are moving further north and bringing with them some brain parasite that is fatal for moose. plus the nearby reserve is basically a moose black hole. i think they bagged like 30 last year or something crazy. #boreallyfe #lifeinanortherntown
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Pigma Dengar posted:Last time I went into the Canadian wilds I saw three loons! Nobody can tell me those things don't take pleasure in random killing Back last summer three Canada Geese almost shat on me when I was out running, which I think would have made me the new Prime Minister. Captain_Maclaine has issued a correction as of 19:31 on Dec 18, 2016 |
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Dec 18, 2016 19:20
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we're getting the f-35 alledgely
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aren't you lonely without the gentle touch of a woman
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Baloogan posted:we're getting the f-35 alledgely shouldn't this be considered an act of war
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Dec 18, 2016 21:30
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Al! posted:if you took this post to vegas you'd get a dice meltdown or perhaps a vice meltdown
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Into the Wild, Autistic Edition
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Dec 18, 2016 21:49
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A Baloogan in Vegas is called a Breen
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Baloogan posted:yes nice meltdown
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Dec 18, 2016 22:12
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other animals I have seen in Canada include coyote, bear and many other enemies I hope baloogan can fend off when he starts raising chickens. if he's not planning to raise chickens then he's just working from home on a holiday
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Dec 18, 2016 22:38
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i don't want to get into the details, but yeah there are hella chickens here. dunno how they live in the cold tho. i wake up to a rooster crowin
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Dec 18, 2016 22:44
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what is good canadian fast food? the only time i've been in the US i never went ot dennys or taco bell and a bunch more
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Dec 18, 2016 22:45
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Build one of those chicken houses dude, its free eggs
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Jose posted:what is good canadian fast food? the only time i've been in the US i never went ot dennys or taco bell and a bunch more mcdonalds also holy poo poo i want a mcmuffin
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Baloogan posted:i don't want to get into the details, but yeah there are hella chickens here same fuckin dinos
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New York Fries are good if you like fries I guess, and i dont know if Bourbon Street Grill is canadian or not but its good and you wont poo poo for three days after you eat it, except like 10% of the time it'll make you have to poo poo immediately
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I have an old rear end Timberline woodstove and I have used it to cook chicken when the power went out
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