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zeus walks in in his raggedy football letterman jacket, it has a big letter "z" on it even though it should be, like, the school's name "ladies," he says to the room, wiggling his eyebrows and running his hands through his thinning, dyed-black comb-over. the women in the room all roll their eyes and go back to their discussions. the ice sculpture of the swan is suddenly somehow covering its nether region |
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antigone: yes, ok, i get it, i went to the prom with my brother and it was a big deal. god, don't you people ever let anything go????
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dionysus casually walks over to the refreshment table, looks around nervously, then dips his fingers into the punch bowl. it turns into punch flavored everclear. he chuckles.
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poseidon showed up with all of his medals in swimming, nobody is really impressed (they weren't back in the day, either), but he's really excited about them and everyone's humoring him because he has a bit of an anger problem. poseidon: i was the fastest at the 100 meter butterfly! nobody could touch me, and my form was impeccable! janus: that's just SUPER, poseidon, good for you! (he rolls his eyes into his drink) aphrodite's husband: don't you, like, command water? poseidon: I SUMMON THE THUNDER OF THE SEAS TO FLOOD THIS VERY PLANE OF EX- hephaestus: whoa, whoa, posiedon, my man! can i take a look at your trident? you brought it, right? poseidon: did i! i use it as a trophy rack hephaestus: great.... aphrodite: (to her husband) someone's not getting any tonight
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apollo is trying to get the DJ to play his new EP from spotify, the DJ is all "i don't play classic rock, man," and apollo is super offended
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Adonis: I'm here to pick up the ladies. ALL of the ladies 
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Baron Münchhausen shows up with Aphrodite, they see Hephaestus and look at each other nervously. This is gonna be awkward. |
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Dec 19, 2016 21:54
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plato brings his indie film hoping to get it screened. they play 20 minutes of it and everyone tells him it's a matrix ripoff. he sulks in a corner.
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Dec 19, 2016 22:14
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oedipus shows up with his wife and the room is basically silence and awkward coughing for 15 minutes
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charon manning a charity donation table, nobody pays him anything though
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hercules! my man. how's the wife? oh. oh no
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theseus! my man. how's your dad man I gotta stop asking about family
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Everyone milling around and trying to relax, but secretly worrying that the host might have forgotten to invite Eris again. |
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FutonForensic posted:theseus! my man. how's your dad Heh... well anyway how's that old boat doing? Oh, it's... not quite the same anymore you say? Sorry to hear that... |
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Atlas trying to convince Heracles to take over the namecard table so he can just step away to grab some punch.
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Zeus stumbles on stage, tie undone, reeking of booze. He grabs the mic from Apollo, and the karaoke track awkwardly squawks to a halt. Zeus: "I ushe to rule this school!! Don't act like your don't remember me!!" Apollo: "Come on, man. High school was a long time ago..." Zeus: "No itshnot! HEY! WHO WANTS TO SEE ME THROW A LIGHTNING BOLT!" *audience groans* Apollo: "No one wants to see you throw a lightning bolt." Zeus: "I canshtill do it!!" Apollo: "Of course you can, buddy. Come on. Let's get you some water." Zeus: "No, gently caress you!!" Zeus balls his hands up as Apollo groans. With an electric crackling sound, something goes wrong. Zeus sparks and falls to the ground, shaking heavily. "Gra... not... grounded prope-rly, lemme, lemme try again". To add insult to injury, it becomes clear he lost control of his bladder in the shock. |
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nobody really knows who this divus julius guy is, and he keeps calling zeus jupiter. little weird.
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Quidthulhu posted:nobody really knows who this divus julius guy is, and he keeps calling zeus jupiter. little weird. Dude. I heard he's going to the new high school across town and hanging out there. He buys them beer and stuff, but he's a middle aged God that wants to hang out with high schoolers. Talk about living in the past. |
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Artemis shows up with her girlfriend. She expected people to be surprised, but absolutely nobody is, and she can't decide if she's disappointed by that. |
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Thanatos spends all night correcting drunk gods who mistake him for Hades.
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Demeter follows Persephone to the reunion to hover over her and glare at Hades. Persephone goes home to post in r/RasedByNarcissists.
Grevling fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Dec 20, 2016 What the gently caress so this is an option |
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Zeus walks around quietly recharging everyone's cell phones with subtle bolts of lightning
Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Dec 20, 2016 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Orpheus brings his lyre, but just ends up crying and drinking because it reminds him of Eurydice. |
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Odysseus gets kicked out of the party by Poseidon, and spends ten years trying to get back in.
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narcissus takes a selfie
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Meanwhile, Aeneas breaks up with Dido to pursue his dream of having a start-up company he calls "Rome." Dido is found days later in the old swimming pool.
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Hermes alternates between showing off his football trophies and pickpocketing unattended purses |
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I hear dionysus went gay with the roman name change |
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Prometheus gave his kids all of Zeus' glowsticks, and his liver's not doing so well these days. |
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Seeing Zeus again gives Principal Cronus PTSD flashbacks to his senior prank, and he subconsciously rubs the scar on his forehead.
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Hestia turns up with a tray of cookies and sets up a portable burner for tea.. *sprinklers go off* |
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Aristophanes keeps making jokes about specific things no one remembers, and trying to get Socrates to forgive him for convincing the teachers Socrates was an atheist. |
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Athena and the rest of the honors kids are standing around the hors d'oeuvre table. She's eating all of the olives. |
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