Luvcow posted:

In the penultimate light saber battle between Darth Vader and C3PO a distraught man in the background can be seen sobbing over his destroyed ice cream maker, a subtle call back to the infamous Ewok death scene from ROTJ.

MrWillsauce posted:

spoiler alert it's bad

vanisher posted:

The Giant Laser Construction Union, with a vice like grip on the empire through it's lobbying and deal making, demands more and more investment to put it's workers in jobs over the course of several movies. Eventually this leads to the empires destruction as the size of the lasers and rushed construction leaves shoddy vulnerabilities, and budgeting security at the station was underfunded after the original work went way over budget.

vanisher posted:

The Giant Laser Construction Union, with a vice like grip on the empire through it's lobbying and deal making, demands more and more investment to put it's workers in jobs over the course of several movies. Eventually this leads to the empires destruction as the size of the lasers and rushed construction leaves shoddy vulnerabilities, and budgeting security at the station was underfunded after the original work went way over budget.

Android Blues posted:

the god drat laser dish lowerer's guild demanded this ridiculously unfeasible boondoggle where they lowered the dish onto an active, rotating death star and it basically bankrupted the empire

Plebian Parasite posted:

*Darth Vader stands ominously over the protagonists, behind him a firing line of stormtroopers with weapons trained on the group.*

VADER: looks like your little rebellion ends here.

*suddenly a shadowy figure jumps in from off screen, using force powers to send the entire platoon of stormtroopers flying. Vader braces against the blast, but falls to one knee, shaken. He stumbles for his lightsaber only to find that the shadowy figure has already engaged his, a double sided lightsaber in each hand*

SHADOWY FIGURE: Meesa think you've made a super bombad mistake.

*cut to black*

*roll credits*

Plebian Parasite posted:

*Darth Vader stands ominously over the protagonists, behind him a firing line of stormtroopers with weapons trained on the group.*

VADER: looks like your little rebellion ends here.

*suddenly a shadowy figure jumps in from off screen, using force powers to send the entire platoon of stormtroopers flying. Vader braces against the blast, but falls to one knee, shaken. He stumbles for his lightsaber only to find that the shadowy figure has already engaged his, a double sided lightsaber in each hand*

SHADOWY FIGURE: Meesa think you've made a super bombad mistake.

*cut to black*

*roll credits*

joke_explainer posted:

I knew it!! I knew it was a rush job!! Enormous taxpayer waste what with that 4 second installation time.


two sides to every story I guess, but i'm glad everyone agrees it was an absolute mad idea

Plebian Parasite posted:

*Darth Vader stands ominously over the protagonists, behind him a firing line of stormtroopers with weapons trained on the group.*

VADER: looks like your little rebellion ends here.

*suddenly a shadowy figure jumps in from off screen, using force powers to send the entire platoon of stormtroopers flying. Vader braces against the blast, but falls to one knee, shaken. He stumbles for his lightsaber only to find that the shadowy figure has already engaged his, a double sided lightsaber in each hand*

SHADOWY FIGURE: Meesa think you've made a super bombad mistake.

*cut to black*

*roll credits*

MrWillsauce posted:

spoiler alert it's bad

Splatmaster posted:

Ultra Spoot posted:

My favorite part was when in the after credits scene (a star wars staple) boba fett is seen clawing his way out of the sarlac pit after surviving in there for months only by boiling and eating his armor and drinking his own urine. It was an especially good twist when he let out a guttural growl in defiance of death and shed a powerful close- up tear, only to trip on a sarlac tooth and fall back in.

joke_explainer posted:

The 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' theme for this seemed like an odd choice but it really worked.

Plebian Parasite posted:

Emperor Palpatine, his empire crumbling, is forced to say the magic trigger words: (Star Wars) Instantaneously, every stormtrooper's residual DNA memory activates, now they are all Jango Fett, flying around on jet packs, shooting their dual blasters everywhere, hookshotting people and ledges. Emperor Palpatine instantly regrets his descision though, as Jango Fetts careen wildly through the Death Star, ricocheting off of grey pipes and glossy black floor tiles, firing that little backpack rocket haphazardly at various control panels and glass screens with little green lines on them.

joke_explainer posted:

The 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' theme for this seemed like an odd choice but it really worked.

Plebian Parasite posted:

Emperor Palpatine, his empire crumbling, is forced to say the magic trigger words: (Star Wars) Instantaneously, every stormtrooper's residual DNA memory activates, now they are all Jango Fett, flying around on jet packs, shooting their dual blasters everywhere, hookshotting people and ledges. Emperor Palpatine instantly regrets his descision though, as Jango Fetts careen wildly through the Death Star, ricocheting off of grey pipes and glossy black floor tiles, firing that little backpack rocket haphazardly at various control panels and glass screens with little green lines on them.

Plebian Parasite posted:

Vader: Did you know that in that one scene where Leo DiCaprio smears blood all over her face, that's Leo's actual blood, he cut his hand earlier in the take and just went with it. Had to get three stitches.

Palpatine: drat, Now that is some dedication to craft.

Luke: That's gross and not cool.