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When they steal the ship and the control tower guy askes them for a callsign and the pilot says "Ummm.... Rogue Two?" And the control tower guy is all "Look, I know Rogue Two, that's Jeff, and you aren't him. We go to trivia night at the cantina on Tuesdays together. In fact, Jeff is sitting right here next to me now." "Oh, i meant... um... Rogue... um... One???" "Checks out, Rogue One, you are cleared for takeoff!"
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due to a hilarious misspelling, the rogue one sure-to-be hit and #1 broadway show was cancelled
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*Mon Mothma at the end of the film* "When you think about it, this really was the Rogue One: a star wars story." |
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I actually thought it made sense how they explained the deathstar's funcionality by showing that the interior was actually Qui-Gon's lightsabre that had been made enormous in an accident with a giant growth ray, but let's be honest, the CGI Rick Moranis was a little too uncanny valley. |
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Entropic posted:I actually thought it made sense how they explained the deathstar's funcionality by showing that the interior was actually Qui-Gon's lightsabre that had been made enormous in an accident with a giant growth ray, but let's be honest, the CGI Rick Moranis was a little too uncanny valley. |
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the scene in the cantina, the Death Star cantina not the Wild West cantina where you meet the hated rogue Han Solo who grows on you...anyway, that scene with the normal stormtrooers hanging out and talking about why they joined the empire was just a little too real. like I get that's a thing that happens irl and it's a nice nod to Luke's wishes to escape the farm and qualify for the academy but that's still a bit too intense. they might as well give us a movie about darth Vader's tragic past which I'm sure they'll do at some point since it is Disney after all
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Dec 21, 2016 22:07
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I thought the post credits scene went on a little long, I started to get a little bored after the first hour and I guess they ran out of money because the effects got terrible lol |
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Moola posted:I thought the post credits scene went on a little long, I started to get a little bored after the first hour idk, the part where the theater manager character looks like she's standing right next to you and says "please leave the theater sir, or we're calling the police" was some pretty impressive 3d fx |
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alnilam posted:idk, the part where the theater manager character looks like she's standing right next to you and says "please leave the theater sir, or we're calling the police" was some pretty impressive 3d fx i like how they localised it as well, in the british version she instead says "oi luv, there's a bunch of kiddies wanting to come in for Pixar, and your full size r2d2 replica is taking up two seats coz of how you've laid it down as if it's sleeping". goosebumps |
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im actually posting from the cinema still watching my showing Im at the continuous shot of nothing but blackness with no music, it's very powerful and hats off to them for being bold and going for such a long shot I'm getting cold |
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joke_explainer posted:I just saw it! It was okay. 
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I thought it was a weird artistic choice to have all the x-wings and tie fighters actually be shown as their LEGO versions right in the movie, but hey, marketing cross promotion is a necessary evil. |
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I guess it was cool of them to finally announce C3-PO's homosexuality the sex scene between him and K2 was gratuitous though |
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Entropic posted:I actually thought it made sense how they explained the deathstar's funcionality by showing that the interior was actually Qui-Gon's lightsabre that had been made enormous in an accident with a giant growth ray, but let's be honest, the CGI Rick Moranis was a little too uncanny valley. CGI John Candy was spot on though. |
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"Hey Jyn, you playing that new dungeon crawler game? Why did you roll a stealth class?" "This is a rogue-like, isn't it? I rogue" [Mon Mothma cringes]
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i think a heard a couple making out during the jar jar striptease scene |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:the Picard cameo was a little on the nose I enjoyed the 3D chess game between him and Tarkin though |
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Farecoal posted:i think a heard a couple making out during the jar jar striptease scene look at this guy, going to a big budget Binks Movie for the plot |
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dirk Vader finishes an awkward senior year only to get pig blood dumped on him at the prom when he's announced to be queen of the dance |
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I couldn't believe how much weed smoking there was in this movie.
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social vegan posted:dirk Vader finishes an awkward senior year only to get pig blood dumped on him at the prom when he's announced to be ---------------- |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:I couldn't believe how much weed smoking there was in this movie. the vape-off between vader and saw gerrera was pretty epic tho you must admit |
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every character was getting so very high on marijuana and reefers
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"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, mr. Luke sky walker" |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:every character was getting so very high on marijuana and reefers |
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jawas make a special appearence and thanks to scratch and sniff technology you get to smell them |
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social vegan posted:"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, mr. Luke sky walker" "Doctor" "Mr Doctor Luke Skywalker..." |
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darth vader: Luke, I am your father luke: *gasps and turns back to vader and face to camera hand clasped over his mouth* ...I-I really wish I could quit you, now |
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Cpt. Andor: nice sandwich, jyn--but what the hell are you doing with the mustard?? Jyn: I'm a rebel. I spread my mustard directly on the meat instead of the bread. I'm a rebel. Cpt. Andor: *chuckling* welcome to the rebellion
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*Delivery man with a space package* I have a package for... Calrissian Endor??? *Captain Andor grumbles with an accent* |
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imperial officer: we have the rebel corvette in range of our turbolasers, my lord. shall we take them? vader: no. officer: ...no, my lord? but any second now they're going to escape with the-- (they both watch as the ship winks out into hyperspace) vader: (staring moodily out the window as the slow version of the imperial march plays) there is no imperial law that says a dog can't steal the death star plans. |
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vader: don't CHOKE on your aspirations. krennic: (lying on the floor, gasping and wheezing) vader: I hope I didn't STRANGLE your enthusiasm. krennic: (nods sightly) vader: ............don't be afraid to stick your NECK out-- krennic: just kill me! |
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The post credits scene was a lead in to ABC Family's new smash hit sitcom, Vader and Palpie. Vader and Palpie S01E01 Pilot: Palpie invites the Ambassador from Alderaan without realizing that hours earlier, Vader atomized his planet. Can they both make it through dinner and a hilarious game of charades without letting slip that they genocided his entire peoples? Find out in this very first episode of Vader and Palpie!
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google THIS posted:vader: don't CHOKE on your aspirations. |
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Krennic gets back to his ship only to find that Vader has gifted him a little horse.
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my theory is that krennic grinned because he was like 'holy poo poo, double pun! aspiration... also means the act of drawing breath as well as your goals and dreams!' vader doing that poo poo, and no doubt thinking about it for like days before he even showed up, was the most prequel-y thing about the movie |
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darth: haha dude what's mine say luke: dude! Luke: dude, what's mine say darth: *somberly reflecting on all the fun they had together in the past couple days and wondering how long this charade could last* ..I'm your father Luke: haha I don't remember getting that |
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