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The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
So anyways my elf name which is Moonblade Ragedick isn't recognized by Siri so i need to translate it to elvish to trick her (that bitch!). I figure there has got to be a goon or two that can perform this service.

Thanks in advance, nerds.

Also post your elf names ITT and if you don't got one we will try to hook you up.

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Go gently caress your elf

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Hook me up, Jimmy

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
LOOKS LIKE MY TIME HAS COME

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

myDad posted:

Hook me up, Jimmy

Nightmist Shadowdick

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Pick posted:

LOOKS LIKE MY TIME HAS COME

Quartzeye Snakedick

Monos Bullet
Dec 6, 2016

Yea, and I say unto you, bringeth me a machiatto of caramel, with crickets on top.
I'm... uh *ahem* ...here for the elf name :shobon:

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Dicks r in elf vogue right now sorry bout all the dicks but you wanna be popular

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Holla atcha boi

Balls to the Mall
Feb 11, 2011

Kinda disappointing for it to be yet another trump av.


:wom:
Fulfil my fantasies

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
the Unseelie Accords state you can't brag about your dick in any way shape or form within your nomenclature without first providing pics so the largess of your member can be established sorry OP

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Thornbush Treedick

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
See no same problem but you could do like Treebush Thorndick probably

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Monos Bullet posted:

I'm... uh *ahem* ...here for the elf name :shobon:

Sunbeam Mosshair


Dreddout posted:

Holla atcha boi

Trillvoice Prismdick


Balls to the Mall posted:

Fulfil my fantasies

Goldhand Thunderclap

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Go gently caress your elf

Nah, I'm already loving his elf :smug:

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

ProfessorMurder posted:

Thornbush Treedick

I have heard tales of your exploits!

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Siri really dragging me down need some help on that front boyz

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
If ur mad at your elf name you should buy a fukkin avatar lowtax has a kid

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Moridin920 posted:

See no same problem but you could do like Treebush Thorndick probably

Nah man, it's Thornbush Treedick.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
Just PM https://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=60548

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

ProfessorMurder posted:

Nah man, it's Thornbush Treedick.



ah well yeah you have photo evidence that is alright then

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Thanks for the lead gimbal i will track that down once the moon rises in the night sky

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

weedking deathkilla

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Also plz vote this thread a '2' thanks

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
the translation is:

mike rotch

my elf name is unpleasantly turgid

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Elves are more British in lord of the rings than any other race

:happyelf:

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

EorayMel posted:

Elves are more British in lord of the rings than any other race

:happyelf:

That's because elves are slowly dying off and into some really depraved sex stuff, just like the drat lime eaters

Shin00bie
Sep 11, 2011

You have my bow(ner)

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Cutedick goldenpube

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

try eating a pound of sand

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Jimmy Hats posted:

Goldhand Thunderclap

That's a Dwarf.

I should know, he gave me the clap.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Sjs00 posted:

Cutedick goldenpube

This is an elf name, though. It's tricky, "Gold" names can be dwarf, elf, or Jewish. I can always tell but it's hard to explain.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

This is an elf name, though. It's tricky, "Gold" names can be dwarf, elf, or Jewish. I can always tell but it's hard to explain.

What's your elvish callsign

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
My elf name is Dickeye Spicenwolf. :hai:

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


Jimmy Hats posted:

That's because elves are slowly dying off and into some really depraved sex stuff, just like the drat lime eaters

were elves really lewd in Tolkien? i thought that was more of a warhammer thing

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Sjs00 posted:

What's your elvish callsign

Silverseed Willowshaft

Flavahbeast posted:

were elves really lewd in Tolkien? i thought that was more of a warhammer thing

The Hobbit's elves were violent alcoholics who loved to party.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Needledick Shitskin. (Tips cap.)

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Hit me OP

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

I thought the one was sunbeam moosehair and I could see the sun cutting through the moose hair . The dew sparkling on its mane.

Elf me wizard elf

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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
Mae govannen, mellyn.

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