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Your going to need at least a few skeletons.
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Snort the ashes. Gain superpowers.
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skeletonotherkin posted:Your going to need at least a few skeletons.  Tomb of the Skeleton King Goals
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Dec 21, 2016 19:09
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i approve of the vaguely ethnic working class crypt. maybe your crypt is where all the ghosts come who can't afford to get into regular heaven.
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Dec 21, 2016 19:23
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Ichor. Lots of ichor
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Dec 21, 2016 19:55
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stop edging in on my territory isaac. i keep all the crypts around here. if you keep trying to weasel in on my crypt game you may find yourself in a grave situation.
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Dec 21, 2016 19:59
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A crypt kinda sounds low budget, now a tomb really allows for some growth potential. Can I get you into something a little more spacious? Tomb Tomb Keeper of the Tomb
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Dec 21, 2016 20:00
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An ossuary is the classy way to go.
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Dec 21, 2016 20:02
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Hell Yeah posted:stop edging in on my territory isaac. keep edging on my territory, 
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Dec 21, 2016 20:17
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He'll only come out at night The lean and bony type Nothing is new, I've seen him here before Skeletonating He's sitting with you but his eyes are on the door So many have died to see, what do you think you're getting for free? The man is mild, a he-goon tamed by the lure of a spider Money's no matter, if you're in it for life you ain't gonna get too far Oh, here he comes Watch out crypt he'll clean you up Oh, here he comes He's a crypt keeper Oh, here he comes Watch out crypt he'll clean you up Oh, here he comes He's a crypt keeper
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Dec 21, 2016 21:05
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Crypt keepers are supposed to have special skills. What would yours be?
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Dec 21, 2016 21:15
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Crypt mensch or graveyard goy: these ten questions will help you decide
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Dec 21, 2016 21:27
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Tip 28) Keep your hundreds of finches out of easy reach of the inevitable kobold
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Dec 21, 2016 21:28
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heres a tip boys and ghouls: be cool as poo poo
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Dec 21, 2016 21:29
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Which Eastern European country was it that was going to make the Crypt Keeper their state animal before HBO threatened a copyright suit?
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Sheep-Goats posted:Which Eastern European country was it that was going to make the Crypt Keeper their state animal before HBO threatened a copyright suit? it doesn't exist anymore, THANKS balkan politics!! 
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Dec 21, 2016 21:58
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 Don't forget some bone puns, a joke would really set the mood.
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Sheep-Goats posted:Which Eastern European country was it that was going to make the Crypt Keeper their state animal before HBO threatened a copyright suit? The one that had dracula as president
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Dec 21, 2016 23:12
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You'll need a smoke machine, dry ice, or some low hanging mist of some sort.
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Dec 21, 2016 23:13
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u gotta make lots of puns about death
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Dec 21, 2016 23:14
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Internetjack posted:You'll need a smoke machine, dry ice, or some low hanging mist of some sort. I hadnt even considered where my spooky fog was gonna come from
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Dec 21, 2016 23:15
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i'm sorry i didn't hear you, i'm getting UP THERE in YEARS, in my old age i've gone a bit DEATTTHHHH bahwhahahahwhahahah
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Dec 21, 2016 23:15
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Spiders or bats?
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GenericOverusedName posted:Spiders or bats? They're both going to make a mess but the cobwebs I can just vacuum
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Dec 21, 2016 23:17
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a $$ conscious cryptkeeper makes sure to collect and sell her guano to cover a smidge of expenses!! hot tip!
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Dec 21, 2016 23:20
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when you have an army of skeletal drudges just about any chore is a no brainer! have them wrap your christmas presents for your less undeadally inclined relatives
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SCARY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
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HAPPY BOO YEAR!!!!!!
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Isaac posted:Im thinking of a modern and approachable style. Something like this oh my god vividos is that you?!? i havent seen you in decades bro!!!!!
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Dec 22, 2016 00:18
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nomadologique posted:booby traps are a plus 
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Soup du Journey posted:oh my god vividos is that you?!? i havent seen you in decades bro!!!!! I did the research and it is vividos
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Dec 22, 2016 10:54
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Gross, I wont allow wigs in my crypt
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Dec 22, 2016 10:55
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rack so decent that i would even excuse the man hands
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nomadologique posted:i'm sorry i didn't hear you, i'm getting UP THERE in YEARS, in my old age i've gone a bit DEATTTHHHH
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Dec 22, 2016 11:26
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Enchanted rings. I think ultimately no-one is gonna take my crypt seriously unless theres some enchanted rings to be found down there.
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Dec 22, 2016 13:48
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Enchanted cock rings, you say? Such a trendsetter 
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don't be like me op, I spent too long decorating my crypt with candlesticks and tomes and not enough time summoning skeleton guards. then the local bandits moved in and took it for their bandit lair. now where will I conduct my rituals? 
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kecske posted:don't be like me op, I spent too long decorating my crypt with candlesticks and tomes and not enough time summoning skeleton guards. then the local bandits moved in and took it for their bandit lair. I have a position open in the Sactuary of the Neverwraith
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Dec 22, 2016 14:16
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I call him the taking-forever wraith cause he hasnt shown up yet!
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whats the difference between a crypt keeper and a dungeon master?
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