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okay so it turns out the Emporer was secretly cloned and the new empire has an ace up their sleeve: a new superweapon, the Death Star IV, which powerful enough to destroy entire galaxies. However one of the guys who cloned the emporer has a sister whos a kick butt action chick who defects to the new rebels, bringing along with her the emporers DNA so they know how to like undo his DNA or something. They could do this after episode 9 comes out.You could call it Episode 10 a New Begninning
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I'm just hoping the Young Han/Lando movie is basically a sci-fi Lethal Weapon or Bad Boys.
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Dec 23, 2016 04:56
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Our heroes go to the Planet Golek where the original Jedi was from. There, the servants of the orginal Jedi Master, Soroki and Gongjiang, teach our heroes about the miraculous things Anakin Skywalker did after Endor. This is contrasted with our heroes struggling against General Leia Organa trying to prevent younglings from learning the true meaning of the Jedi in School.
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The New Imperial Order (basically empire just stormtroopers look different) creates a new Superweapon -- mini death stars. They're the size of a beach ball and they can destroy entire NEIGHBORHOODS. Cut scene to Luke, Leia, Han and Chewie reminisicing at Mos Eisley Cantina, the old watering hole down the street from where they all grew up as neighbors. They get word that a mini Death Star is coming to blow up their neighborhood, but they won't allow it -- so they spring into action and make a daring attempt to blow up the Mini Death Star by clogging its exhaust port or something
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Dec 23, 2016 16:00
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Wookie Christmas Special 2, with Rey trying to get chewbacca back for life day.
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Rebels build a space station that is capable of destroying all the new death stars. It has a form of a gigantic cube. Soon enough all those death stars popping up every 10 years or so get destroyed before they're even fully operational. Empire is in shambles. An imperial-team-6 consisting of trained specialists (the best in the galaxy) is sent to destroy the death cube. It's Empire's last hope... The movie is starring Dwayne Johnson and Jason Statham.
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Dec 23, 2016 20:59
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a star wars movie but it's about the actual logistics of putting together the death Star and shot like a documentary
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Dec 25, 2016 05:33
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SciFiDownBeat posted:a star wars movie but it's about the actual logistics of putting together the death Star and shot like a documentary also it's funny like the office
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Dec 26, 2016 16:55
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So, Leia grows up on Alderaan with a brother but they aren't technically related by blood. I'm not sure why this is important, but a Japanese buyer is very interested in this fact and wants to license Star Wars to make what they described as "very artistic" anime.
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tmesis posted:also it's funny like the office perfect. principal photography begins in two weeks
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Dec 28, 2016 21:55
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space kulaks who resist the historical materialist inevitability of collectivization and must be brought to their senses or eliminated by an attractive band of ragtag proletarian heroes
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blamegame posted:space kulaks who resist the historical materialist inevitability of collectivization and must be brought to their senses or eliminated by an attractive band of ragtag proletarian heroes Wasn't this Episode III
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Dec 29, 2016 01:56
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it'd be funny if instead of being sleek British nazis the Empire were fat lazy American labor aristocrats
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Dec 29, 2016 03:12
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blamegame posted:it'd be funny if instead of being sleek British nazis the Empire were fat lazy American labor aristocrats Isn't that basically R1? You know white cape dude has used the word "cuck" at least once and thinks Vader will make the Empire Great Again.
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Dec 29, 2016 03:15
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there is truly nothing new under the sun
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Lumpy the Cook posted:Wasn't this Episode III No?
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Dec 30, 2016 01:30
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I sure would love another Star Wars movie that just focused on the political system for two hours.
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Dec 30, 2016 05:14
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Make Alderaan great again
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Egbert Souse posted:I sure would love another Star Wars movie that just focused on the political system for two hours. Another one?
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Anime
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Shbobdb posted:Isn't that basically R1? Congrats on making the funniest post of all time.
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