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This is the only thing that makes me mad. It's like, you fold the paper over and put some tape on, great, but then you have to fold the ends up and its just a loving nightmare. It looks like absolute poo poo whenever I do it and I'm sick to death of being the dumb idiot in the family who cant wrap gifts. Next year everyone is going to get their gift blasted into their face by one of those machines that fires tennis balls. I loving hate this holiday and my loving idiot family god drat it
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Just cheat like Tom Brady, and use bags. Takes 1/4 the time, and if you add tissue paper on the top, it looks like you put in EFFORT++ BONUS LEVEL: Minmax your laziness,you can shove multiple gifts into the same bag.  defaultluser fucked around with this message at 17:44 on Dec 24, 2016 |
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Dec 24, 2016 17:38
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Middle school is difficult, but in high school there's a girl with knockers this big!!!
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Dec 24, 2016 17:41
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Just buy plastic gift bags and use a vacuum sealer.
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Dec 24, 2016 17:41
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Vakal posted:Just buy plastic gift bags and use a vacuum sealer. Preferably use the vacuum sealer on his own neck hole, to save the Human Race.
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Dec 24, 2016 17:45
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I wrapped so many presents I gave up trying to cram them under the tree. My kids will enjoy Christmas morning, but they are going to have to sit on the floor.
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Dec 24, 2016 17:50
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Pay someone to wrap them for you dumb rear end
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Dec 24, 2016 17:51
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:I wrapped so many presents I gave up trying to cram them under the tree. My kids will enjoy Christmas morning, but they are going to have to sit on the floor. I wanted to tell you what a loving rear end in a top hat you are but your kids will love that and i dont have the heart
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Dec 24, 2016 17:58
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defaultluser posted:Just cheat like Tom Brady, and use bags. Takes 1/4 the time, and if you add tissue paper on the top, it looks like you put in EFFORT++ Yeah, this is the correct answer. I'll wrap up two or three gifts for the little kids, cause unwrapping gifts is still magical for them. All the adults though, they get the bag. I bought some of that ribbon this year, that you rip with scissors to make all curly, to put in that extra 5 minutes of effort.
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Dec 24, 2016 18:00
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merry christmas ya slack jawed retard
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Dec 24, 2016 18:10
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:I wrapped so many presents I gave up trying to cram them under the tree. My kids will enjoy Christmas morning, but they are going to have to sit on the floor. spoiled assholes
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Dec 24, 2016 18:12
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hey honey how can we keep this millennial poo poo head streak going??
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Dec 24, 2016 18:14
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defaultluser posted:Just cheat like Tom Brady, and use bags. Takes 1/4 the time, and if you add tissue paper on the top, it looks like you put in EFFORT++ this man is correct
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Dec 24, 2016 18:17
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buying your kids too many presents will spoil them and turn them into bottom bitches in life
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Dec 24, 2016 18:19
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defaultluser posted:Just cheat like Tom Brady, and use bags. Takes 1/4 the time, and if you add tissue paper on the top, it looks like you put in EFFORT++ you've changed my life forever
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Dec 24, 2016 18:22
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Keep the bags and use them next year to
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Dec 24, 2016 18:36
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One year I made my own wrapping paper by buying a bunch of op shop comic books, chopping out the cool parts and gluing it into wrapping paper, collage style. But now my fucks have long since been exhausted and I just give it in the bag of the store it came from.
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Dec 24, 2016 19:05
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This is what gift bags are for, OP. You can buy them at the dollar store for quite cheap, along with some tissue paper.
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Dec 24, 2016 19:10
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my dad has been single a long time and he always does the gift in a walmart bag with a bow on the outside my dad rules
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Dec 24, 2016 19:12
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It's not hard. I'm sure there are youtube videos. You've just never been taught. Not that I was taught. I just figured it out from watching I guess. But really, it's not hard at all. You are probably missing a single step.
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Dec 24, 2016 19:17
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Waltzing Along posted:It's not hard. I'm sure there are youtube videos. You've just never been taught. Not that I was taught. I just figured it out from watching I guess. its like when you uses saran wrap you just keep wrapping it around till you cover all of the gift and whatever tears develop during the wrapping phase.
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Dec 24, 2016 19:20
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:I wrapped so many presents I gave up trying to cram them under the tree. My kids will enjoy Christmas morning, but they are going to have to sit on the floor. At first I was impressed. Then I saw a distinct lack of ribbons and bows. So you half-assed it. You are a disgrace of a father if you don't ribbon things so strongly that the child struggles to pull the ribbon off while you look on with glee. But you already know this. That was a lot of wrapping and you gave up when you got to the good part. Just pointing this out because your secret is not safe with me.
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Dec 24, 2016 19:20
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Lol if you spend money on anyone ever
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Dec 24, 2016 19:36
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:I wrapped so many presents I gave up trying to cram them under the tree. My kids will enjoy Christmas morning, but they are going to have to sit on the floor. How many goddamn kids do you have?
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Dec 24, 2016 19:48
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ummm just don't give anyone any presents OP then you don't need to wrap... duh!
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Waltzing Along posted:It's not hard. I'm sure there are youtube videos. You've just never been taught. Not that I was taught. I just figured it out from watching I guess. He's leaving the end papers too long I bet
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Dec 24, 2016 19:50
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One time my grandmother refused to do the wrapping and in retaliation my grandpa just turned every present into a ball of paper and duct tape.
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Dec 24, 2016 19:51
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Wrapping is easy, OP, even this old man can do it: http://imgur.com/8XhXYW4
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Dec 24, 2016 19:56
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You could say the op is the Lin Manuel Miranda of wrap
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Dec 24, 2016 19:59
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Just have your valet do it.
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Dec 24, 2016 20:02
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WHEN I WAS YOUNG THE WRAPPING *WAS* THE GIFT, MY MOMA WOULD TELL ME "YOU BE GREATFUL FOR THIS WRAPPER SON OF RODNEY, IF YOU GET GOOD GRADES AND MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF YOU CAN BUY PRESENTS FOR YOUR MOM AND WRAP IT IN THIS HERE WRAPPING PAPER. GOD KNOWS I'D DESERVE TO GET SOMETHING NICE FOR ONCE."
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Dec 24, 2016 20:06
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I put my wife's basic af north face winter coat in a glad kitchen garbage bag (unused). Am I a failure? There is no bow or tag.
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Dec 24, 2016 20:07
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I wrapped my gifts over a decent period of time so not to do it all at once (2 gifts for me both fishing poles). My tree is a Labrador Retriever.
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Dec 24, 2016 20:09
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 I think I got them to fit as well as I could, but had to cover the train track. Got to use my Tetris skills.
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Dec 24, 2016 20:09
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Also my mom save wrapping paper lol. She had a coranary when she saw the gift opening of my in laws. No sequential open, pause, thank, next person in order open, etc. just GO! And paper flying everywhere lmao my mom sucks (ops dick probably)
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Dec 24, 2016 20:09
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fuzzy hulk I concider myself pretty spoiled when I grew up but drat do you have like 6 kids or whats up with that mount preverest
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Burt Sexual posted:I put my wife's basic af north face winter coat in a glad kitchen garbage bag (unused). Am I a failure? There is no bow or tag. Did you tie it with a granny knot? Then you're ok.
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Dec 24, 2016 20:11
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:I wrapped so many presents I gave up trying to cram them under the tree. My kids will enjoy Christmas morning, but they are going to have to sit on the floor. nice grandma looking decor grandma
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Dec 24, 2016 20:16
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Zzulu posted:buying your kids too many presents will spoil them and turn them into bottom bitches in life The bottom bitch is actually the highest ranking bitch tho.
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The Butcher posted:nice grandma looking decor grandma I'm the corner curio cabinet. E: wait a cuckoo clock?!
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