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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I order all my poo poo on Amazon and get it all gift wrapped by them, it always looks nice.

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The Skeleton King
Jul 16, 2011

Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.


I just leave the presents in the box they shipped in and write on it with a drat sharpie.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I put "Toxic" labels on all mine because all of them are surprises, but one of them really is.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

I hope the people with nice houses and money inspire others to post pictures of their crappy trees and two gifts (one of which is an ornament that fell off the tiny tree).

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

King of Bees posted:

I put "Toxic" labels on all mine because all of them are surprises, but one of them really is.

Did you get me a box of bees again?

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
I saw a tree hanging out of a dumpster yesterday and on the end was a little stocking. It belonged to the hobo smoking behind that dumpster. I offered to shoot him in the head for Christmas and he declined :(

CheetoRamen
Feb 1, 2013
I got booze for my dear mum. I worry about the time it'll take for her to open it and drink too much to care that I am a lovely son who also hasn't wrapped anything.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Sjs00 posted:

I saw a tree hanging out of a dumpster yesterday and on the end was a little stocking. It belonged to the hobo smoking behind that dumpster. I offered to shoot him in the head for Christmas and he declined :(

this is the problem nowadays, you couldn't even take the time out of your day to ask to stab him. Always gotta be about what conveniences you can offer him, not how you would like the share the suffering of humanity with him as he slips from this mortal coil. I suffer with you later, you suffer with me now.

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
bought my girlfriend a gift card for home depot and putit in a card. easy.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

bought my girlfriend a gift card for home depot and putit in a card. easy.

Damb *scribbles notes for next year*

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

bought my girlfriend a gift card for home depot and putit in a card. easy.

Why does your girlfriend want a home depot gift card lol

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
shes mexican and its the closest thing related to her culture that I could think of

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Burt Sexual posted:

I'm the corner curio cabinet.

E: wait a cuckoo clock?!
Got a globe on prominent display too, in case his guests need to look up where like, Guam is located, or his kids need to spin the globe to randomly choose where to run away to when that huge pile of gifts fails to rekindle their fading love.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

shes mexican and its the closest thing related to her culture that I could think of

15 gallon aluminum bean pot for next year *touches nose

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





It's easy when you know wikihow op!

http://wikihow.com/Wrap-a-Gift-Expertly

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Slugworth posted:

Got a globe on prominent display too, in case his guests need to look up where like, Guam is located, or his kids need to spin the globe to randomly choose where to run away to when that huge pile of gifts fails to rekindle their fading love.

I honestly think it's grandmas house. Benefit of the doubt and all.

Globes are ok tho with kids. Not 39 yr old ones tho.

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Just wrap them bad, it's charming

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

bought my girlfriend a gift card for home depot and putit in a card. easy.

i got my brother and his babymomma a gift card from golden corral 'cause they eat there so loving much lol

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Jesus Christ posted:

i got my brother and his babymomma a gift card from golden corral 'cause they eat there so loving much lol

Are they fatties?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Dr.Smasher posted:

Are they fatties?

Have to be. Or they are hella poor

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I just bought bags

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

vyst posted:

Have to be. Or they are hella poor

#2

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Burt Sexual posted:

Globes are ok tho with kids. Not 39 yr old ones tho.

Old globes are the best. It's cool when they have names of states that don't exist anymore like the Soviet Union or United Arab Republic and whatnot.

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i'm sure there is a video on youtube explaining this simple but technically challenging process, op

maybe some tips and tricks that will take your gift game to the next level

don't worry, it's something you can practice and, with time, master

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
gift giving is for losers winners only receive gifts

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Kids are in bed I so got the stockings ready and put together the powerwheels cat.





And I know we live in a grandma-looking house. It is just how we decorate, lots of globes.

Flambeau
Aug 5, 2015
Plaster Town Cop
I wrapped some of my gifts and bagged others. Anyway, it's what's on the inside that counts.
We opened the main presents tonight, and will do stockings tomorrow morning.
Dad had a meltdown because some of us stood up from the dinner table before he served dessert.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

Kids are in bed I so got the stockings ready and put together the powerwheels cat.





And I know we live in a grandma-looking house. It is just how we decorate, lots of globes.

At least it's clean. Two up on most goons. Just funnin ya.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Flambeau posted:

Dad had a meltdown because some of us stood up from the dinner table before he served dessert.

Well at least you won't gently caress it up next year.

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NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

I wrapped so many presents I gave up trying to cram them under the tree. My kids will enjoy Christmas morning, but they are going to have to sit on the floor.



I'm going to steal all those presents and give sell them to the deserving poor.

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