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ive got a geo metro that i took the engine out of a work van, replaced all the internals with stainless steel, popped a baseball card in the spoke of the tires, and replaced the underbody of the car with shaved plywood quarter mile in 45 seconds 
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My car goes faster when I push the acceleration pedal.
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Dec 24, 2016 21:35
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*car goes insanely fast* *plywood facade fall off* *its me on a bicycle*
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Dec 24, 2016 21:45
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Why is it always a quarter of a mile, why can't it be like a parsec on the Kessel Run for example (even though we both know a parsec is a unit of distance and not a rate of speed, I mean get real, right?) By the way I came up with a great idea to preserve things for all of eternity in the event horizon of a black hole if any of you wanna get in on the ground floor https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Dec 24, 2016 22:14
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Dec 24, 2016 22:42
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My whip careens through space at a whopping 390 km/s and currently contains every issue and episode of everything ever made and I can view any of this from any point in my 200 million square mile driver's seat. Splatmaster posted:By the way I came up with a great idea to preserve things for all of eternity in the event horizon of a black hole if any of you wanna get in on the ground floor I can only think of 2 things that deserve that kind of preservation. |
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Dec 24, 2016 22:43
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somebody took a pic of my car while i was buying a zebra steering wheel cover
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Dec 24, 2016 22:44
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OhsH posted:somebody took a pic of my car while i was buying a zebra steering wheel cover Recycleable ground effects are all the rage https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Dec 24, 2016 22:51
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yeah u could say my whip is pretty sick. barely any pulse, its breathing is very shallow, running a heavy fever. i didn't even know whips were alive (some kind of snake subspecies?), but this one is not going to be useful in the jungle for a long time. |
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Dec 24, 2016 23:36
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my whip travels faster than the speed of sound
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Dec 24, 2016 23:54
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i drive a Ford Fiesta and it's pretty hooked up with a 6 speed manual and has customizable coloured lighting and a 100 watt Sony soundsystem |
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Dec 25, 2016 00:55
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my whip is so sick I can't even drive it. or any whip. i can't drive |
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Dec 25, 2016 00:57
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"My whip is pretty sick" Whoa! I believe... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Dec 25, 2016 01:45
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my whip is so sick it was impounded by the cdc when i was at the grocery store |
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Dec 25, 2016 01:47
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"Make it 3 yards motherfucker, and we've got us an auto-MO-bile race" -James Taylor as 'The Driver' in the film "Two Lane Blacktop" For me, the 3 yards represent the length of the rubber bands that power my car I've taken pine box derby to a whole other level |
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Dec 25, 2016 02:15
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A sonic boom cracks across the sky of a quiet East Houston neighborhood... Necks crane and eyes squint upwards, wonderment in the eyes of those that heard it. An old man at a blurred collar dive bar raises his chin above his Coors Light long enough to mutter, "Hugh Malone's sick new whip, I reckon." Slush Garbo fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Dec 25, 2016 |
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Dec 25, 2016 02:19
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*a doctor grimly looks up from his clipboard, eyes flirting towards the 3 x-rays on the lightboard, a sharp intake of breath* your whip has 3 months to live, at best
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Dec 25, 2016 03:36
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Dec 25, 2016 06:43
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I've already apologized to my family profusely about the 'homemade cool whip' incident and you don't need to continually bring it up.
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Dec 25, 2016 07:11
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Hlets have some fun this whip is sick I want to take a ride on your fetlife stick |
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Dec 25, 2016 07:49
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That poor whip. My whip was sick one day and the car doctor said that the 'rims' were 'tight', whatever that means. Have you tried loosening the rims? |
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Dec 25, 2016 10:37
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Minnesota drift starring vinny unleaded |
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Dec 25, 2016 11:36
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The Very Busy Soccer Mom starring Minnie Van Gogh
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Dec 25, 2016 15:14
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the lords of dog village starring my nephew danthony riding his tech deck on the Xmas tree |
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Dec 25, 2016 15:19
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I've had my sick whip in the shop for 3 weeks now and the spinners still haven't stopped. If my whip dies, will it be a ghost ride?
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Dec 25, 2016 16:33
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yes but that is not necessarily a bad thing
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Dec 26, 2016 13:47
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just call me indiana casper 
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Dec 26, 2016 14:30
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sorry guys, my whip was illing, it might be patient zero
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Dec 27, 2016 20:53
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Philadelphia starring a car
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Dec 27, 2016 21:11
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im going to a different doctor to get asecond opinion on my whip |
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Dec 27, 2016 22:30
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Luvcow posted:Philadelphia starring a car
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Dec 27, 2016 22:48
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the ladies drop they panties when they see my nicolas cage windscreen wiper |
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Dec 27, 2016 23:35
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*winds down the windows and cranks karma police on the factory stereo* |
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Dec 27, 2016 23:37
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ya u could say im rollin hard in my kia soul with a bunch of crocheted granny square blankets in the back. my kids call me "ll cool mom." littles love cool mom. *sips juice box* see it's jen and juice. like jen. because that's my name. hahahaha. oh ya i gotta go roll up on my homies and pick them up from soccer practice u see because im a cool mom and let the kids eat french fries in the car.
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Dec 27, 2016 23:41
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im pullin up to the red light next to the man in the corvette, revving my engine loudly and staring him down the light turns green and he peels off, as i slowly bring my car up to 45 mph, which is the speed limit
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Dec 28, 2016 00:24
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it may look like an Incredible Hulk themed bike from Walmart but what is a car really? isn't what's inside more important *taps over heart, waits, taps over crotch* wait where are you going |
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Dec 28, 2016 00:31
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simon belmont killed dracula with a car
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Dec 28, 2016 01:18
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My car is actually a ghost ride, check it *flips switch, car turns invisible, I fall out and land on my face* |
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Dec 28, 2016 01:34
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*scratches My Other Car Is Also Literally A Whip on the handle of my new car*
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Oh damb, my whip is sick :/ now I have to call everyone who has visited my bdsm dungeon lately and tell them to get checked |
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