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zeal posted:called grand chancellor kushner a cuck when the presidenr does it, that means its not cucking
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Dec 27, 2016 23:36
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asked when the swamp would be finished draining
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Dec 28, 2016 01:33
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Didn't rape my daughter.
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Dec 28, 2016 01:41
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Caught with a CNN website visit in the browser history
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Dec 28, 2016 01:53
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my spam filter was found to have deleted 33,000 personal emails
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Dec 28, 2016 02:41
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Quoting past Trump to prove current Trump is lying.
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Dec 28, 2016 02:49
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quoted present trump for the purpose of proving future trump as a liar
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Dec 28, 2016 03:19
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my home spray tan machine malfunctioned and colored me voter fraud brown instead of presidential orange
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Dec 28, 2016 05:03
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Implying that Trump wants to sleep with his daughter Implying that Trump wouldn't be able to sleep with his daughter
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Dec 28, 2016 07:20
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Did not Thank Donald.
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Dec 28, 2016 07:21
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Admitted to having watched that John Oliver "Drumpf" episode A fair punishment imo
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Dec 28, 2016 07:31
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Made America great again
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Dec 28, 2016 07:33
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Asked for a more granular system of America-Greatening broken down by sectors.
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Dec 28, 2016 07:36
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Posthumously executed after drinking myself to death on imported NON-AMERICAN booze.
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Dec 28, 2016 07:37
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drew art that was not pre-approved by the Grand Minister of Arts, ben garrison
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Dec 28, 2016 07:48
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Didn't want to move to Madagascar with the rest of the jews
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Dec 28, 2016 07:48
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was caught without my class-specific MAGA hat on
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Dec 28, 2016 07:50
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had received an education at some point in my life
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Dec 28, 2016 07:51
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didn't make my yearly pilgrimage to Trump Tower in Trumphattan
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Dec 28, 2016 07:52
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Tweeted poo poo emojis at President.
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Dec 28, 2016 07:53
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I have no idea actually. They ended up putting "resisted arrest" on the form.
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Dec 28, 2016 07:54
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Could not pay bill for bullets used when significant other shot themselves in the back of the head while detained.
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Dec 28, 2016 08:23
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Execution order sent out for wrong person due to fly caught in printer
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Dec 28, 2016 10:47
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Not a Step posted:Execution order sent out for wrong person due to fly caught in printer Watched Brazil, the obvious inspiration for Trump's America
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Dec 28, 2016 11:05
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broke the final remaining regulation: wore a naruto headband 1 size too small
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Dec 28, 2016 11:14
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Asked what the matter is with Kansas.
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Dec 28, 2016 13:56
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Allowed a woman to make a decision about her body instead of making it for her.
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Dec 28, 2016 14:46
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Quoted section of the constitution outside the second amendment
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Dec 28, 2016 14:47
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Tried to claim the multiple Jeb! heart posters were ironic
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Dec 28, 2016 15:08
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pronounced it "drumpf" during the pledge of trumplegiance
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Dec 28, 2016 15:51
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Let my wife speak in public.
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Dec 28, 2016 20:14
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Met a woman in front of a Trumpstaffel and politely shook her hand
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Dec 28, 2016 21:22
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Didn't spell Chyna with a "y"
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Dec 28, 2016 22:17
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Attempted to dig out Trumpsplosive embedded in sternum with shaven spoon, Trumpstaffel commandos drop through skylight moments before cutting electrical wires
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Dec 28, 2016 22:19
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said happy holidays
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Dec 28, 2016 22:26
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Having non-gold interior decor
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Dec 28, 2016 22:26
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Didn't get tired of winning when told to get tired of winning
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Dec 28, 2016 22:29
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Walked past the Trump Tower gift store
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Dec 28, 2016 22:31
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told a Trump joke at a bar and some fucker snitched
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