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scored above 85 on an iq test
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Oct 11, 2017 00:51
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outscored the prez on the wonderlic
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Oct 12, 2017 07:01
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Said that centaurs were unnatural.
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Oct 14, 2017 03:12
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SSN chosen by the President's random number execution generator while bored (Parts Unknown was a rerun that night)
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Oct 14, 2017 08:08
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1982 Subaru Brat posted:SSBN chosen by the President's random number execution generator while bored (Parts Unknown was a rerun that night) 
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Fallen Hamprince posted:- failed to end a phone call with the words "merry christmas"
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Oct 14, 2017 09:50
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had a south korean visa
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Oct 15, 2017 02:43
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Bled on the president's carpet
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Oct 15, 2017 02:45
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Pointed at that tax cuts never balanced the budget
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Oct 16, 2017 23:54
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Wrote a soldier a letter when he was still alive.
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Oct 17, 2017 01:00
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"human error"
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Oct 17, 2017 09:10
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missed his mouth and pissed in his eyes by accident
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Oct 17, 2017 20:53
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Donated money to Puerto Rico
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didn't outsource golden showers to foreigners
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Oct 18, 2017 02:16
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wanted Halloween candy, had a weight problem
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Oct 28, 2017 17:11
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pointed out how many royal dynasty were undone by constant incest
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Oct 28, 2017 21:09
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didn't get angry online about a video game where you shoot nazis
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Oct 29, 2017 04:35
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The "reason" line on the execution form is an unintelligible scribble. Future historian shrugs and adds me to the "Other" column
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Oct 31, 2017 14:48
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Still had imprints from my glasses on my nose
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Oct 31, 2017 14:59
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attempted to smuggle Hillary Rodham Clinton: Some Girls Are Born to Lead books across the border
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Oct 31, 2017 17:38
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failed to investigate any possible links to the #resistance before executing book-smuggler
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Oct 31, 2017 17:40
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refused to simultaneously deny the existence of the piss tape and extol the beauty of piss stream to interrogator
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Oct 31, 2017 18:55
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Failed to like Trump's tweets, leading to his ratioing
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Nov 1, 2017 02:31
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Had a last name the president couldn't spell
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Nov 1, 2017 04:42
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reminded the president that anime wasn’t real
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Nov 5, 2017 17:57
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Argued that samurai couldn't shoot down missiles, and that using a gundam was the proper technique
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Nov 5, 2017 18:21
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uncurable mlady posted:reminded the president that anime wasn’t real pointed out that the whole 1000 year old demon trapped inside a 17 year old's body was a work of fiction.
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Nov 6, 2017 03:15
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used chopsticks properly
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Nov 6, 2017 03:21
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Ate none of the fish food
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Nov 6, 2017 10:09
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Surprise raid on steakhouse, tried and failed to swallow whole remains of medium rare steak, caught trying to drown it in BBQ sauce
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Nov 6, 2017 10:16
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ordered my steak wrap with no ketchup caught sneezing
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Nov 6, 2017 10:42
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Under torture admitted that the nude Melania pics weren't arousing.
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Nov 6, 2017 23:20
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Suggested that he was getting played by Abe and that he's seeing someone else.
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Nov 6, 2017 23:27
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Outted Lindsay Graham before it was time.
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Nov 7, 2017 00:12
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Went hunting for animals that aren't endangered
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Nov 7, 2017 01:25
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caught in trumpstaffel "animal" hunt
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Nov 7, 2017 01:56
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caught "milking"
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Nov 7, 2017 02:02
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urinating in private
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Nov 7, 2017 02:27
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ordered the sa.....sashim......shahshimme?
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