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Timothy "Tiny Tim" Cratchit, offering solace to non-approved entities, blaspheming.
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Forrest T.S. Neuman, Global Warming Hoaxer.
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Dec 25, 2016 00:30
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Yossef ben-Yaakov, Maryam, attempted anchor-babying, extreme foreignness.
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Dec 25, 2016 00:37
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Turner "Hemmie" Stuckland, declared to private party he could, in reference to President Supreme Trump, "prob'ly take'im if we were rasslin'". NSA operatives intervened with minimal loss of life, holiday cheer.
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Dec 25, 2016 00:51
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In a surprise sting operation, all Californians have been arrested in conjunction to aiding and abetting illegal immigrants, furthering the supposedly-legal marijuana trade and supplying opposition propaganda by way of television, movies, news, et al. Today's Real United Media Public has more, going live to KelCon-3000.
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Dec 25, 2016 00:57
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Zeris posted:Unfollowed potus on twitter
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Dec 25, 2016 01:05
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When normal-sized hands are outlawed, only outlaws will have normal-sized hands.
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Dec 25, 2016 01:11
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Area man beaten for saying "Happy Christmas".
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Dec 25, 2016 01:19
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Anti-state pizza consumption, neither with knife and fork nor crust-first.
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Dec 25, 2016 01:29
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Attempting to stop abduction of my child as he innocently compares a candy corn to Trump's head/face.
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Dec 25, 2016 03:11
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Shot in the middle of Fifth Avenue and nobody cares.
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Dec 25, 2016 03:19
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Dec 25, 2016 07:26
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Accused neighborhood cat thief of [redacted].
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Dec 25, 2016 07:39
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"Fifty Ts for a gallon of water? Are you crazy?! It was fifty Pence last week!"
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Dec 25, 2016 07:41
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Not my problem, kid, water merchants know trickle down better than anyone.
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Dec 25, 2016 07:41
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The sun cuts the haze into thick lines on the horizon, tracing back to the smoke towers. Coal jobs, they said when they were put up, each one would need a hundred shovelers, and each town would need at least one to hide them from the satellites. Can't nuke what you can't see, they say, but lately ... I'm not sure anyone else is out there.
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Dec 25, 2016 07:58
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"More like Donald Dump."
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Dec 25, 2016 08:16
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Wore mustache, exiled as a face traitor.
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Dec 26, 2016 04:19
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"Wasn't this stuff called Big League Chew before? I could have sworn--" Recorded before capture, citizen sent to yuugest gulag, The Yulag.
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Dec 26, 2016 04:21
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Voting under the influence of melanin.
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Dec 26, 2016 04:26
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Standard retard.
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Dec 26, 2016 04:28
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While protesting, did willfully hurt Trumpstaffel fist with face, body.
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Dec 26, 2016 04:36
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Probably something dumb like not showing enough respect during a routine traffic search and seizure, honestly.
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Dec 26, 2016 22:40
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Demanded, at minimum, wages.
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Dec 27, 2016 01:59
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Preferred Soylent Green to Soylents Gold and Platinum Reserve.
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Dec 27, 2016 07:44
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Jim O’Neill reads CraigsLymph and nods sagely at the organ bartering.
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Dec 27, 2016 08:03
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Did not Thank Donald.
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Dec 28, 2016 07:21
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Asked for a more granular system of America-Greatening broken down by sectors.
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Dec 28, 2016 07:36
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Posthumously executed after drinking myself to death on imported NON-AMERICAN booze.
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Dec 28, 2016 07:37
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Tweeted poo poo emojis at President.
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Dec 28, 2016 07:53
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Could not pay bill for bullets used when significant other shot themselves in the back of the head while detained.
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Dec 28, 2016 08:23
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Bored on a Saturday.
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Dec 29, 2016 08:30
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Breathed up all the rich man's air.
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Dec 29, 2016 20:28
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Gunned down on work break while discussing which gold (black, white, standard) was best.
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Dec 29, 2016 22:59
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Had life complicated by computers very greatly.
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Dec 29, 2016 23:18
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Innocent bystander caught in crossfire between Trumpstaffel and a reflective surface.
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Jan 1, 2017 00:08
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Jaundiced skin mistaken for gold.
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Jan 1, 2017 00:36
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Could not pay reentry fee after hobotown under overpass rebranded as Trump Tramp Underlofts.
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Jan 1, 2017 01:06
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Gunned down by asset recovery squad after unspent spendable income was discovered in my bank account.
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Jan 5, 2017 10:49
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Following the implementation of the Freedom-for-All Internet Paywalls during the early Trump era, hacked OpenGoog to search for "free porn".
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