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Was part of a SEAL raid to kill the werewolf, but Trump didn't want to wait for the moon to change
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Feb 3, 2017 06:59
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Was "just a little too swarthy" to be in this part of town past curfew
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Feb 5, 2017 04:41
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bazomatic posted:Asked what is written on the statue of liberty Asked if anyone remembered the statue of liberty
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Feb 5, 2017 05:09
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Shot for loudly complaining when Moonlight lost the best picture oscar to La La land
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Feb 5, 2017 05:14
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Believed things mattered, right up until they didn't
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Feb 21, 2017 14:25
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mysterious frankie posted:Overheard in breadline saying "I mean, if you ask me, there is such a thing as too much gilding. Do we really need golden corpse wagons? Seems kind of tacky." Overheard in breedline saying "Do we really need golden showers? Seems kind of tacky."
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Feb 21, 2017 19:25
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etalian posted:Pointed out that coal mine only have one exit Dug too deep
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Mar 15, 2017 02:16
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I don't know, I'm just a normal citizen in Seoul
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Apr 15, 2017 14:59
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Publicly made fun of Ivanka for endorsing that stupid loving wifi juicer
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Apr 27, 2017 00:38
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Totally melted off the face of the earth when Trump accidentally hit the button on his desk for the nukes instead of the one that orders Coke
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Apr 30, 2017 03:39
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My whitehouse.gov petition asking for mandatory partitions between urinals got too popular
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Apr 30, 2017 15:24
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:Executed by the Yellow Guard
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Apr 30, 2017 17:14
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My fairly rote report on the budget had "TRUMP SUCKS" written out in microdots on it
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Jun 6, 2017 05:05
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Downloaded something called "Russia_Piss_Oligarch_1080pxvid.avi" from a link on pornhub
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Jun 11, 2017 17:16
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Played the new Wolfenstein
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Jun 12, 2017 16:42
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referenced the fact that Don Jr's nickname in college was literally pissbaby, in front of the secret police
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Jul 14, 2017 23:22
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Could actually suck my own cock
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Jul 31, 2017 00:50
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Took a vacation to Guam
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Aug 10, 2017 18:10
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tried to show a brownshirt a Verrit that says racism, actually, is bad, but couldn't remember all the verification numbers
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Sep 5, 2017 13:13
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porn search terms didn't include the word daddy
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Sep 6, 2017 23:15
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somehow managed to shoot myself in the head while handcuffed in the back of a police cruiser
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Sep 7, 2017 06:00
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Something called "the bone and flesh tax"
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Sep 7, 2017 17:18
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"Suicide by cop" after the ACLU purges
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Oct 8, 2017 03:12
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C. Everett Koop posted:wore a white shirt with khakis to work and antifa got me instead Wore a hoodie while jogging and got got with a tiki torch
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Oct 8, 2017 04:57
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Comrayn posted:questioned the presidents "perfect score" on the iq test Quietly, defiantly, deliberately, pointed out to the silent room that 95 isn't an "almost perfect score".
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Oct 10, 2017 20:54
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Donated money to Puerto Rico
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Oct 17, 2017 20:54
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Still had imprints from my glasses on my nose
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Oct 31, 2017 14:59
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Failed to like Trump's tweets, leading to his ratioing
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Nov 1, 2017 02:31
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Argued that samurai couldn't shoot down missiles, and that using a gundam was the proper technique
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Nov 5, 2017 18:21
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Ate "loving raw fish"
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Nov 7, 2017 02:55
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