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Ivanka is a 10 and I would bang the brakes off her
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Dec 26, 2016 16:56
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Real gold TRUMP lettering above my door. The gold is confiscated.
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Dec 27, 2016 01:43
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was found to be "Sad!"
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Dec 27, 2016 02:32
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Was found to be within the non-obese BMi range
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Dec 29, 2016 17:03
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Had a whiff of alcohol, violating the Trump Teetotaler Prohibition Agreement of 2018.
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Dec 29, 2016 22:09
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DrProsek posted:Due to bug in Twitter servers, temporarily had more followers than @realDonaldTrump I believe he'd actually give you control over @POTUS for this instead.
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Dec 31, 2016 05:42
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Stood in line at Starbucks.
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Jan 1, 2017 17:21
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Grabbed someone by the cock instead of their pissy.
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Jan 1, 2017 17:21
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Was not, in fact, sad!
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Jan 2, 2017 14:11
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Yinlock posted:Killed a guy. Right but was it a white guy or a brown guy? You won't be executed for one of these.
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Jan 2, 2017 19:13
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I sat down with Donnie and told him: "Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth."
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Jan 7, 2017 22:58
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Energy levels were way too high
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Jan 9, 2017 16:48
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Rested in piss
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Jan 12, 2017 13:59
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Was the wrong shade of orange
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Jan 23, 2017 17:03
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Jerked off onto a Trump magazine cover.
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Jan 30, 2017 02:46
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Thought Catholics were okay, angering Vice President Pence
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Feb 1, 2017 05:42
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Shrieking Muppet posted:Ordered a steak done instead of well done slathered in ketchup. You still deserved it you cretin
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Apr 30, 2017 14:30
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Was leading the FBI investigation on administration ties to the Russian Federation
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May 10, 2017 20:19
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had a BMI below 40
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Jun 11, 2017 21:01
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refused to drink the piss
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