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cross i burned on my own lawn wasn't big enough, angering local kkk
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Dec 26, 2016 05:55
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failure to lynch self from nearest tree
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Dec 26, 2016 05:57
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took the stone cold stunner better than trump did
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Dec 26, 2016 06:00
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work did not set me free
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Dec 26, 2016 06:07
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failed to jerk off to president's wife with appropriate amount of vigor, either had not enough or too much
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Dec 26, 2016 14:51
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Ate a non-Trump Steaks steak cooked not-well done.
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Dec 26, 2016 19:15
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Did not love Trump with all my heart due to artery blockages.
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Dec 27, 2016 02:39
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voted wrong
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Dec 27, 2016 05:46
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didn't lock her up
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Dec 27, 2016 17:13
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Allowed a woman to make a decision about her body instead of making it for her.
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Dec 28, 2016 14:46
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didn't make the trains run on time enough for barron
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Dec 29, 2016 03:06
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failed to give up lunch counter seat to a white person
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Dec 29, 2016 20:24
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Outflexed Putin.
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Dec 31, 2016 08:18
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Voting while brown
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Jan 2, 2017 07:37
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Refused to partake in the Most Dangerous Game with Eric Trump.
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Jan 2, 2017 18:45
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faked the funk on a nasty dunk
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Jan 3, 2017 00:02
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counted out Touchdown Tom, Trump's buddy
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Jan 3, 2017 05:44
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Refused to surrender property in nationwide Imminent Domain sweep.
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Jan 3, 2017 07:53
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Refused to believe that it was not butter.
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Jan 3, 2017 14:48
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failed to dehumanize myself, wasn't ready to face to trump
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Jan 4, 2017 01:06
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didn't have a thigh gap
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Jan 7, 2017 22:41
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openly pined for the usfl and wondered who brought its demise
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Jan 8, 2017 02:22
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Declared the enemy by Marine Todd
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Jan 10, 2017 20:13
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failed to rest in piss
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Jan 11, 2017 03:53
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my ll bean backpack is black, hence it was declared armed and dangerous
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Jan 14, 2017 08:29
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wasn't executed, but got stuck in an airport without a valid visa and starved to death
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Jan 28, 2017 18:47
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looked like someone who should have a green card and couldn't produce one since I'm a citizen
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Jan 30, 2017 05:28
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Called Saint Pepe's Day by its old forbidden name MLK Day
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Jan 31, 2017 08:02
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thought jews were okay, which angered president bannon
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Feb 1, 2017 05:32
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lived in australia and the nukes got me before literally everything else in aussieland could
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Feb 2, 2017 19:16
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Jabronie posted:Did not recognize more and more Ferederick Douglass' amazing job, Trump noticed. Refused to acknowledge the time Frederick Douglass knocked out Mike Tyson, Trump noticed.
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Feb 3, 2017 06:51
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grew a beard and looked kinda shifty
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Feb 3, 2017 19:54
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Michael Corleone posted:The tragedy at Bowling Green. Go Falcons though! Same but go Hilltoppers
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Feb 4, 2017 20:47
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Dudeabides posted:Didn't root for Tom Brady and the Patriots counted out Touchdown Tom
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Feb 6, 2017 06:41
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Didn't pick trump university to win the NCAA tournament
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Feb 21, 2017 08:50
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Picked the wrong side in the Cola Wars
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Apr 23, 2017 05:22
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Didn't vote for le Pen despite never having spent a second of my life in France.
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Apr 23, 2017 23:05
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didn't feverishly deny that the president has a shameful rear end
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Apr 25, 2017 04:32
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wanted the wall
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Apr 27, 2017 02:16
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