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- Aug 18, 2008
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tried to out-pizza the hut
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- C. Everett Koop
- Aug 18, 2008
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Said we should take the stairs.
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Apr 30, 2017 18:38
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- C. Everett Koop
- Aug 18, 2008
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hosed up my exacta pick like a real dumbass today
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May 6, 2017 20:12
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- Aug 18, 2008
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told someone I was ok with a hand sign which I guess is racist now
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May 7, 2017 16:48
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- C. Everett Koop
- Aug 18, 2008
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took trump's loyalty pledge with my fingers crossed behind my back
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May 13, 2017 07:28
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- C. Everett Koop
- Aug 18, 2008
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failure to roll coal in my pissass three cylinder toyota corolla that couldn't break 75mph if you shoved it off a cliff
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Jun 6, 2017 05:29
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- C. Everett Koop
- Aug 18, 2008
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Took responsibility for my actions.
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Jun 11, 2017 19:39
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- Aug 18, 2008
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Failed to face the North, drop to my knees, and give praise to Lord Trump, first of his name, finest of all the land.
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Jun 12, 2017 17:49
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- C. Everett Koop
- Aug 18, 2008
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disclosed my russian meetings, i.e. when i had beef stroganoff for dinner the other night
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Jul 15, 2017 00:13
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- C. Everett Koop
- Aug 18, 2008
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praise for smash bros melee was deemed to be "too ironic" for barron's taste
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Jul 17, 2017 02:06
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- Aug 18, 2008
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member of gope
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Jul 31, 2017 02:55
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- C. Everett Koop
- Aug 18, 2008
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said "i gotta take a leak" and was gulag'd for speaking to the Fake Media
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Aug 2, 2017 00:50
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- C. Everett Koop
- Aug 18, 2008
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lived in guam
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Aug 9, 2017 19:17
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- C. Everett Koop
- Aug 18, 2008
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Played Melee with items on.
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Aug 10, 2017 18:12
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- Aug 18, 2008
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Got in the way of one's car, even though I was in the bathroom of a Taco Bell at the time.
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Sep 5, 2017 16:10
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- C. Everett Koop
- Aug 18, 2008
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Set Obama's weather machine to MAX CHAOS
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Sep 7, 2017 21:08
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- C. Everett Koop
- Aug 18, 2008
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wore a white shirt with khakis to work and antifa got me instead
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Oct 8, 2017 04:50
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- C. Everett Koop
- Aug 18, 2008
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outscored the prez on the wonderlic
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Oct 12, 2017 07:01
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- C. Everett Koop
- Aug 18, 2008
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didn't get angry online about a video game where you shoot nazis
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Oct 29, 2017 04:35
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- C. Everett Koop
- Aug 18, 2008
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Had a last name the president couldn't spell
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Nov 1, 2017 04:42
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- C. Everett Koop
- Aug 18, 2008
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used chopsticks properly
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Nov 6, 2017 03:21
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May 16, 2024 14:36
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- C. Everett Koop
- Aug 18, 2008
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ordered the sa.....sashim......shahshimme?
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