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Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

I have an advanced degree (that wasn't from Trump University)

# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 05:58

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 05:48

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Was caught by the Bureau of Approved Criticisms for use of nicknames "Mango Mussolini" and "Sweet Potato Stalin"

# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 18:41

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Clapped for JEB!

# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 03:24

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Failed to acknowledge that this was indeed, the "Willennium"

# ¿ Jan 8, 2017 02:48

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Watched the Golden Globes. Didn't fill in his Tang-ness' Mad Lib tweet about Meryl Streep.

# ¿ Jan 9, 2017 17:17

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Deemed the Klan more liberal than Jeff Sessions

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 01:00

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Had a side of asparagus before mandatory concubine service

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 04:03

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Worked for Buzzfeed News

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 18:34

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Nerses IV posted:

We should probably start calling it the Trumpstasi at this point

Dudeabides has issued a correction as of 01:40 on Jan 12, 2017

# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 19:56

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

I'm Alec Baldwin

# ¿ Jan 15, 2017 05:34

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Owned Eddie Bauer gear instead of LL Bean

# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 23:57

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Asked Steve Bannon if he had enjoyed his 5-day bender.

# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 02:23

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Thought the press was okay, angering Reich Minister Spicer

# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 00:25

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Live in America and all of Australias wildlife was sicked upon us before we launched out nuke.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2017 03:40

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Didn't root for Tom Brady and the Patriots

# ¿ Feb 6, 2017 02:51

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Divulged his tax returns to MSNBC

# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 01:38

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

MizPiz posted:

Masturbated to Ivanka feet pics.

Didn't masturbate to Ivanka feet pics

# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 00:40

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Went to Harrisburg, PA with the intention of protesting Trump. Was shot. Because Harrisburg.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2017 03:34

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

MizPiz posted:

Complained about how the incest videos aren't real.

Figured out how to exonerate Jared Kushner to keep a gently caress buffer from Ivanka

# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 16:47

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Gave him gloves larger than his hand size at a shelter serving line

# ¿ Sep 5, 2017 13:12

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Found out what the calm before the storm was.

# ¿ Oct 6, 2017 17:52

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Submitted the receipts for reimbursement for Mike Pence's Indy stunt

# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 16:47

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

wanted Halloween candy, had a weight problem

# ¿ Oct 28, 2017 17:11

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Outted Lindsay Graham before it was time.

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 00:12

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# ¿ May 6, 2024 05:48

Dudeabides: Jul 26, 2009; "You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Explained that there were a lot of countries in the world

# ¿ Nov 7, 2017 03:19

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