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Me and my entire family will be purged if the trumpstaffel ever finds my Jeb! guac bowl.
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Failing to win when I should have been winning. Demanding more winning when I should have been sick of winning.
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Dec 25, 2016 23:33
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Wearing red/white MAGA hat when I should have been wearing a black/white or blue/white MAGA hat for a day or mourning/mourning for a cop. Wearing only 1 MAGA hat on MAGA day when I should have been wearing at least 2. Playing TF2 and picking a hat other than the MAGA hat.
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Dec 27, 2016 01:49
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Quoting past Trump to prove current Trump is lying.
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Dec 28, 2016 02:49
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Due to bug in Twitter servers, temporarily had more followers than @realDonaldTrump
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Dec 31, 2016 04:21
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Criticized Trump's choice for cabinet position, implying Trump made a poor choice. Praised all of Trump's choices for cabinet positions, showing sheep mentality and being yes man. Implied I knew someone disappeared by Goldshirts.
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Jan 4, 2017 08:02
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Was caught in bed with Bush Brothers steak instead of Trump steak.
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Jan 6, 2017 03:00
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change my name posted:downloaded that browser plugin that changes "politically correct" to "treating people with respect" Same, but the one that does "SJW" to "skeleton" or "transcended race" to "was retroactively deemed safe by white people".
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Jan 10, 2017 02:56
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Thanked God for our soldiers, cops, and border patrol, but forgot to thank God for our marines.
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Jan 10, 2017 20:18
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Was found not guilty at trial but judge misclicked on tablet and accidentally picked "Hobby Lobby© presents Deluxe Death".
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