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Caught reading fake news, aka the failing NYT's.
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Jan 2, 2017 15:39
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Failed daily @realDonaldTrump re-tweet and like quota.
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Jan 3, 2017 18:58
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Failed daily 'don't follow anyone but @realDonaldTrump' quota.
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Jan 3, 2017 19:01
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Executed for having a problem "down there".
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Jan 9, 2017 16:41
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Was going through some tough times so thought I could get by with some knock off LL Been clothing. Wrong!
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Jan 14, 2017 13:13
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Joined the wrong Right Wing Death Squad. SAD!
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Jan 26, 2017 17:58
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Lord of Pie posted:Executed after being declared an enemy agent for being seen eating a taco Really have no one to blame but yourself my man. Everyone knows the only approved source of Mexican food is the Trump Tower Cafeteria. Sad!
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Feb 3, 2017 14:30
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The tragedy at Bowling Green. Go Falcons though!
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Feb 4, 2017 17:38
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I was a casualty of the meme war when I was executed for having forbidden facts (a meme saying that Bald Eagles are actually some of the smaller eagles, if you can believe it! also that like the australian or nz eagle is a better eagle, so much bigger in fact. This was a double death sentence to go along with being unpatriotic because I said Bald Eagles should be called Trump Eagles. Later dudes.
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Asked Trump if I could be VP if I got 18 million RT's. Killed by Mike Pence when he said yes.
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Apr 15, 2017 11:47
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Compared Trump collapsing the USFL because he wanted to go head to head with the NFL with him wanting to go head to head with North Korea and what that may entail. Lack of faith did me in 
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Apr 19, 2017 18:14
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Was a Marlins fan.
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Apr 30, 2017 11:27
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Was Patriots star QB but big-timed my friend and didn't show up to his WH party.
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May 11, 2017 11:07
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Thought that JEB! would probably have come up with a better healthcare plan. Posting it on Twitter led to my demise. 
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Jun 26, 2017 16:41
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Asked the President if he thought he really belonged in the WWE HoF despite his lack of 5 star matches.
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Aug 8, 2017 18:24
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Caught watching NFL games, but to be fair I didn't think the Browns qualified as an actual NFL team and Mr. Trump has agreed to consider my appeal. Fingers crossed.
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