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I'm low energy. Sad!
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2016 02:38 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 20:08 |
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Never became great again
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2016 09:46 |
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Not a Step posted:Execution order sent out for wrong person due to fly caught in printer Watched Brazil, the obvious inspiration for Trump's America
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 11:05 |
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Got carried out in a stretcher, like in the good ol' days
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 01:31 |
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Wasn't sure if we were always at war with East Asia
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 03:09 |
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Drank Diet Coke while thin, once and for all disproving his tweet about the matter from a few years ago
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# ¿ Jan 2, 2017 14:10 |
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Ate pizza with my hands
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# ¿ Jan 3, 2017 08:30 |
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Humanized myself and face to Trump
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 02:17 |
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Pulled dick out for Harambe
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# ¿ Jan 5, 2017 22:06 |
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Laughed visibly at Rosie O'Donnell's role in Curb Your Enthusiasm in front of a webcam
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 08:46 |
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Thump! posted:I sat down with Donnie and told him: "Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth." Same
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 22:59 |
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Missed his mouth
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2017 10:16 |
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Wasn't emotional over dead limo
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 01:31 |
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Questioned why there is a Trump history month
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# ¿ Jan 31, 2017 10:58 |
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I was an 8 year old American girl who wouldn't put out
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 10:25 |
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formed a split of the kim jong un orb denomination
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2017 07:28 |
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destroyed mar a lago, blamed it on a false flag "hurricane" staged by fellow actors
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2017 08:50 |
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missed his mouth and pissed in his eyes by accident
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2017 20:53 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 20:08 |
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Ate none of the fish food
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2017 10:09 |