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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

I'm low energy. Sad!

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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Never became great again

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Not a Step posted:

Execution order sent out for wrong person due to fly caught in printer

Watched Brazil, the obvious inspiration for Trump's America

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Got carried out in a stretcher, like in the good ol' days

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Wasn't sure if we were always at war with East Asia

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Drank Diet Coke while thin, once and for all disproving his tweet about the matter from a few years ago

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Ate pizza with my hands

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Humanized myself and face to Trump

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Pulled dick out for Harambe

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Laughed visibly at Rosie O'Donnell's role in Curb Your Enthusiasm in front of a webcam

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Thump! posted:

I sat down with Donnie and told him: "Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth."

Same

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Missed his mouth

:sad:

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Wasn't emotional over dead limo

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Questioned why there is a Trump history month

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

I was an 8 year old American girl who wouldn't put out

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

formed a split of the kim jong un orb denomination

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

destroyed mar a lago, blamed it on a false flag "hurricane" staged by fellow actors

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

missed his mouth and pissed in his eyes by accident

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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Ate none of the fish food

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