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PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
My clapping during the daily Two Minutes Congrats was not enthusiastic enough to be appreciated.

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PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
visited a city featuring a Trump branded hotel, stayed at a Holiday Inn instead

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
my spam filter was found to have deleted 33,000 personal emails

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
my home spray tan machine malfunctioned and colored me voter fraud brown instead of presidential orange

PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
Got a modelling gig to appear on the live-action inaugural sex cake, turns out I have a lethal frosting allergy.

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PDP-1
Oct 12, 2004

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
After Trump tweeted “Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!” I did some DNA testing and discovered that the meat in the taco bowl was made out of actual Hispanics.

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