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My clapping during the daily Two Minutes Congrats was not enthusiastic enough to be appreciated.
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2016 03:02 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 23:21 |
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visited a city featuring a Trump branded hotel, stayed at a Holiday Inn instead
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# ¿ Dec 26, 2016 06:11 |
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my spam filter was found to have deleted 33,000 personal emails
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 02:41 |
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my home spray tan machine malfunctioned and colored me voter fraud brown instead of presidential orange
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# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 05:03 |
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Got a modelling gig to appear on the live-action inaugural sex cake, turns out I have a lethal frosting allergy.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 15:14 |
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# ¿ May 3, 2024 23:21 |
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After Trump tweeted “Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!” I did some DNA testing and discovered that the meat in the taco bowl was made out of actual Hispanics.
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# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 04:58 |