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Skypizza
Dec 19, 2015

Geek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvWBz1pLXps



I'm watching both Home Alone movies today, and imo the only HA movies there was and there will be. Also Home Alone is THE Christmas movie, not Die Hard.
I have been keeping it a tradition to watch it every Christmas, makes me forget my lovely early adulthood life and rekindle my 8 years old nostalgia.

What movies you watching today? I mean its definitely Home Alone.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Home Alones are great. I also like Jingle all the Way because of how terrible it is and how loving Arnold Schwarzenegger is worse at scoring with women than Phil loving Hartman, the true hero of that film.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.


Clearly the face of a man who had too much pizza.

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Mierenneuker posted:

Clearly the face of a man who had too much pizza.

the face of a man who will be forever home alone

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh7-wAy_8ss

I kinda like the guy

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
I thought the line was "keep the change, you filthy animal", you filthy animal

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

Stalizard posted:

I thought the line was "keep the change, you filthy animal", you filthy animal

It is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nHNHIDduH4

Stalizard
Aug 11, 2006

Have I got a headache!
Thank goodness, that's been bothering me for a whole month's worth of lovely Comcast commercials

You filthy animals

Invisible Handjob
Apr 7, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
I gotta stop opening youtube links from these forums on my main youtube account it's getting my front page really weird

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Stalizard posted:

I thought the line was "keep the change, you filthy animal", you filthy animal

Yes it turns out I've been quoting it incorrectly for the last two decades since I last watched it, then watched it that and was all like whaaaat?

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
She's not coming. Grandma just called.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQXx8z0ERbQ

Abisteen
Sep 30, 2005

Oh my God what the fuck am I?

Quote-Unquote posted:

Yes it turns out I've been quoting it incorrectly for the last two decades since I last watched it, then watched it that and was all like whaaaat?

Nah you're good it was merry Christmas ya filthy animal in home alone 2. Keep the change was home alone 1

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
I've always wondered if Home Alone 4 is canon

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Invisible Handjob posted:

the face of a man who will be forever home alone

Didn't he date Mila Kunis for awhile and got her addicted to World of Warcraft?

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
Thanks OP, maeery Christmast

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

movie set in december =/= christmas movie

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Watching elf and drinking bud light

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Hah, I've seen those swetshirts too. Very clever and funny. They look like christmas sweaters, but they have pop culture things on them. p cool, my dude.

Kitsunegari
Aug 5, 2013
Reach for the sky

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

yeah I don't watch movies so go gently caress yourself for christmas lol

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Watched home alone 2 on TV, the end bit where they try to get into the house. We were shocked by the violence, Marv getting repeated bricks to the face was hard to watch. Change the sound effects a bit and that scene is horrifying.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

EoinCannon posted:

Watched home alone 2 on TV, the end bit where they try to get into the house. We were shocked by the violence, Marv getting repeated bricks to the face was hard to watch. Change the sound effects a bit and that scene is horrifying.

Maybe television stations should broadcast trigger warnings before such violence so that you can change the channel before being subjected to it.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Lol at Harry and Marv seriously discussing child murder because they had decided not to give up burgling a house that had traps the year before.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

EoinCannon posted:

Watched home alone 2 on TV, the end bit where they try to get into the house. We were shocked by the violence, Marv getting repeated bricks to the face was hard to watch. Change the sound effects a bit and that scene is horrifying.

You should submit an LNI claim for your PTSD and get some time off to recuperate IMHO

feigning interest
Jun 22, 2007

I just hate seeing anything go to waste.
hoe malone is die hard for kids

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Kuato posted:

You should submit an LNI claim for your PTSD and get some time off to recuperate IMHO

It's OK, the Irish pigeon hobo lady at the end made me feel better. She throws pigeon food all over them. I was pretty worried when Joe Pesci holds a gun to Kevin's head though, seeing guns on screen makes me anxious.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Mega64 posted:

Home Alones are great. I also like Jingle all the Way because of how terrible it is and how loving Arnold Schwarzenegger is worse at scoring with women than Phil loving Hartman, the true hero of that film.

Jingle all the way was so awful I can't believe you remembered it

Skypizza
Dec 19, 2015

Geek

OMGVBFLOL posted:

movie set in december =/= christmas movie

It is a Christmas movie, period.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Skypizza posted:

It is a Christmas movie, period.

explain how it involves/explores themes of christmas

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
They need to make a movie of Kevin all grown up and alone on Christmas. So desperate for having ONE nice Christmas Eve with friends and family, he starts walking down the streets every year on Christmas Eve until he hears music and noise from a party. He knocks on the door with a bunch of pizzas and invites himself in, apologizing for being late, and then shares an awkward moment of everyone recognizing that no one recognizes him before he leaves.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
It's the day after Christmas I don't want to drive back to LA from my aunts house uhg

Skypizza
Dec 19, 2015

Geek

OMGVBFLOL posted:

explain how it involves/explores themes of christmas

I mean its pretty obvious it's not the family values theme that it reflects in both movies, or the heartfelt and generous act of being nice to others (the gravedigger, and the pigeon lady), or god forbid the redemption of the soul/character of a person. Oh no, it explores themes of christmas by showcasing us how one child can torture two grown up men and manage to burn, nail, beat and humiliate them while acting like a complete dick. Ho Ho Ho motherfucker.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Nooner posted:

It's the day after Christmas I don't want to drive back to LA from my aunts house uhg

Should have flown

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

It's the day after Christmas I don't want to drive back to LA from my aunts house uhg

I drove about 150 miles on Christmas day. It was horrible.

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HarlequinRatDance
Dec 26, 2016

by Cowcaster
*snip*

Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:13 on Dec 26, 2016

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