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Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

I'm scared, like really really scared. I got some money and gift cards through various family members but I'm afraid about rationing it out. I preemptively bought every bit of Star Wars Princess Leia memorabilia and how the entire discography to George Michael and Boy George(just to be safe).

I think we need to take our collective might and get celebrities to check-in via facebook, twitter, myspace, pheed instagram or snapchat to let their fans know their status during this last week of 2016. The Grim Reaper has been hard at work tearing down our celebrities and i think we deserve to know a little better about who's knockin on heavens door.

For example I'm constantly worried about Tim Curry, when out of nowhere several other celebs get their tickets punched.

please spread the hashtag #celebsafetycheck and I believe we can at least be better prepared for their deaths even if they aren't.

# ? Dec 26, 2016 14:35

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 14:05

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Honor Blackman is still alive :monocle:

gently caress I'm nervous, why did my grandparents have to die so young I'm not prepared for this. :ohdearsass:

# ? Dec 26, 2016 15:13

Brrrmph: Feb 27, 2016; Слава Україні!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw_8npYzNXU

# ? Dec 26, 2016 15:13

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

I'm personally more concerned about Death Pools going forward.

# ? Dec 26, 2016 15:30

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Mega64 posted:

I'm personally more concerned about Death Pools going forward.

I too like to bet on dogs based on their name, but the best bet is an informed one.

# ? Dec 26, 2016 15:33

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Holy poo poo, Pussy Galore is still alive? :monocle:

# ? Dec 26, 2016 15:37

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

ProfessorMurder posted:

Holy poo poo, Pussy Galore is still alive?

Yah, I'm brothers with several Blackmans and they let me know how she's doing.

# ? Dec 26, 2016 15:42

EL BROMANCE: Jun 10, 2006; COWABUNGA DUDES!
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Wow, I genuinely thought Honor Blackman died years ago. I bet she's outlived at least one cast member from The Upper Hand.

# ? Dec 26, 2016 16:15

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

I just have to say Honor Blackman is a hilarious and awesome name.

# ? Dec 26, 2016 16:32

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

im still ok

(im james franco)

# ? Dec 26, 2016 16:54

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

A misanthrope posted:

im still ok

(im james franco)

That's too bad. Dave Franco is better. And cuter.

# ? Dec 26, 2016 16:56

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Dave Franco was replaced by Adam DeVine and that was a good thing.

# ? Dec 26, 2016 16:58

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Hardawn posted:

Dave Franco was replaced by Adam DeVine and that was a good thing.

He cute too

# ? Dec 26, 2016 16:59

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

ProfessorMurder posted:

That's too bad. Dave Franco is better. And cuter.

noooooooooo

*spins in place faster and faster like a top and then explodes

# ? Dec 26, 2016 17:17

Matey: Mar 28, 2008; eat food

I just got word, Joe Mantegna is still alive and well

# ? Dec 26, 2016 18:03

feller: Jul 5, 2006

We have too many celebs still I M O

# ? Dec 26, 2016 18:29

Shaquin: May 12, 2007

Matey posted:

I just got word, Joe Mantegna is still alive and well

sincerely glad to hear this thank you matey

# ? Dec 26, 2016 18:34

Shaquin: May 12, 2007

can we get an update on Jimmy Smits

# ? Dec 26, 2016 18:35

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Shaquin posted:

can we get an update on Jimmy Smits

Just use the hashtag, it's already trending on twooter

# ? Dec 26, 2016 18:36

naem: May 29, 2011

I thought Tim curry died years ago I remember becIs he was pretty young, is this a berenstEIN bears thing

# ? Dec 26, 2016 18:50

MY INEVITABLE DEBT: Apr 21, 2011; I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.

naem posted:

I thought Tim curry died years ago I remember becIs he was pretty young, is this a berenstEIN bears thing

no he just had a big stroke i thought he was dead too

# ? Dec 26, 2016 19:10

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

It's been over 24 hours since Fatman Scoop last tweeted. I'm starting to get a little anxious.

# ? Dec 26, 2016 19:17

Grand Prize Winner: Feb 19, 2007

red army choir is dead

all of them

at once

never fly in a Tupolev

# ? Dec 26, 2016 19:20

Vastarien: Dec 20, 2012; Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.; Buglord

Hello. I'm the singer guy from Pet Shop Boys. I just wanted to let you all know that I'm doing just fi

# ? Dec 26, 2016 19:28

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Danny Devito is going to die at any second

# ? Dec 26, 2016 19:35

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Kirk Douglas had his 100th birthday a few weeks ago

# ? Dec 26, 2016 19:38

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

stay safe Vince McMahon :ohdear:

# ? Dec 26, 2016 19:39

Shaquin: May 12, 2007

Supreme Allah posted:

stay safe Vince McMahon

Vince would walk through the gates of hell damned and come back out runnin the whole gig

# ? Dec 26, 2016 19:46

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

a bone to pick posted:

Danny Devito is going to die at any second

Penn Jillete is not long for this world either.

# ? Dec 26, 2016 19:46

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Abe vigoda is dead.

# ? Dec 26, 2016 19:47

Hardawn: Mar 15, 2004; Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates; College Slice

Senor Dog posted:

We have too many celebs still I M O

and we should check on them all.

# ? Dec 26, 2016 21:58

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Dick van Dyke is still alive

# ? Dec 26, 2016 22:00

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

ProfessorMurder posted:

Holy poo poo, Pussy Galore is still alive?

Pussy Galore is immortal

# ? Dec 26, 2016 22:02

HarlequinRatDance: Dec 26, 2016; by Cowcaster

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Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Dec 26, 2016

# ? Dec 26, 2016 22:03

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

HarlequinRatDance posted:

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if you are gay dad so what, I have some confusing ideas about dad

Somebody fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Dec 26, 2016

# ? Dec 26, 2016 22:06

JnnyThndrs: May 29, 2001; HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

I'm most concerned about Harry Dean Stanton, myself.

# ? Dec 26, 2016 22:08

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Burt Sexual posted:

Abe vigoda is dead.

Once he went down celebrities started dropping like flies

# ? Dec 27, 2016 00:25

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

Willie Nelson is still okay... for now.

# ? Dec 27, 2016 06:00

I. M. Gei: Jun 26, 2005; CHIEFS

BITCH

Dreddout posted:

Penn Jillete is not long for this world either.

good I'm glad

# ? Dec 27, 2016 06:00

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doodlebugs: Feb 18, 2015; by Lowtax

Little Richard and Chuck Berry are still alive.

# ? Dec 27, 2016 06:14

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