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what will happen in the winter transfer window
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arsenal fans will meltdown
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Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

He looked good but no goals and no assists during the whole Euro IIRC

He was literally caught on camera slacking off and then pretending to warm up when he realised he was being filmed, as if they needed a bigger red flag about his professionalism.

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Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Ashley Westwood has had his medical at Burnley. It's happening, it's actually happening.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Cheik Tiote is finally loving off, incredible.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Cheik Tiote is finally loving off, incredible.

I didn't even realise he was still at Newcastle :eyepop:

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Ninpo posted:

I didn't even realise he was still at Newcastle :eyepop:

I remember when liverpool and arsenal fans were wetting themselves over the idea of signing him

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Tiote and Westwood off in one window?!

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
So of the four strikers we had a week ago, we've let two go out on loan and just sold one. leaving us with the one who went on strike last month. I'm sure it's fine.

For the sake of bolding something, Matt Smith to QPR is official

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Ryan Hedges to Barnsley is my top tip for deadline day drama.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Inter have signed Trent Sainsbury, an Australian who played in China on loan

https://twitter.com/Inter_en/status/826420913033846784

Cover for Rannocchia I guess, they could've saved money and signed nobody if they wanted to remain as effective. He's the first Australian to sign for them.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

lollll the Hogan deal is only 9m

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

straight up brolic posted:

lollll the Hogan deal is only 9m

Well let me tell ya somethin' mean Jeff

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

he's at Bodymoor Heath for his medical. Gotta think West Ham were never genuinely interested given the selling fee.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Byolante posted:

I remember when liverpool and arsenal fans were wetting themselves over the idea of signing him
Sounds like an Arsenal thing TBF (please do not dig through the archives).

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

straight up brolic posted:

he's at Bodymoor Heath for his medical. Gotta think West Ham were never genuinely interested given the selling fee.

Let the bodies heath the moor

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Byolante posted:

I remember when liverpool and arsenal fans were wetting themselves over the idea of signing him

He scored one goal in his PL career and it was a ridiculous volley against Arsenal.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Byolante posted:

I remember when liverpool and arsenal fans were wetting themselves over the idea of signing him

Arsenal fans have been obsessed with getting a Big Black defensive midfielder to gently caress their wives for going on a decade now.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

blue footed boobie posted:

Arsenal fans have been obsessed with getting a Big Black defensive midfielder to gently caress their wives for going on a decade now.

Well Rooney thought he'd been sold when they signed Granit Xhaka

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
townsend is at least a better signing than Barrow at least

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Jacob Bedeau to Aston Villa is a done deal

https://twitter.com/AVFCOfficial/status/826456424746274817

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

I think we're loaning him back to Bury, right? Only 17

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Steven Caulker, a Liverpool panic loan signing who was playing as a striker despite being a defender, is off to Russia

I love transfer day

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


straight up brolic posted:

I think we're loaning him back to Bury, right? Only 17

Not sure, the website doesn't mention anything about it and the interview sounds like he's coming here straight away.

quote:

“I’m looking forward to taking that opportunity and developing even more at such a big club.

“I’ll always be grateful to Bury for giving me a chance so I would like to say thank you to them and wish them all the best for the rest of the season.

“I can’t wait to get started at Aston Villa.”

Shoren
Apr 6, 2011

victoria concordia crescit

wicka posted:

He scored one goal in his PL career and it was a ridiculous volley against Arsenal.

I want to know how many players have scored a single goal, or a single memorable goal that was a ridiculous strike, against Arsenal. I feel like that's an obscure stat that has a lot of names to it.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Shoren posted:

I want to know how many players have scored a single goal, or a single memorable goal that was a ridiculous strike, against Arsenal. I feel like that's an obscure stat that has a lot of names to it.

I remember a few worldies being scored against Arsenal just by United players, it's probably a really long list.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrwmWtbKN_o

This is my favourite "where the gently caress did that come from" goal from a player who scored about twice in his career. May as well talk about that as there aren't going to be any transfers.

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

Shoren posted:

I want to know how many players have scored a single goal, or a single memorable goal that was a ridiculous strike, against Arsenal. I feel like that's an obscure stat that has a lot of names to it.

this was last year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZrr563WMBw

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Shoren posted:

I want to know how many players have scored a single goal, or a single memorable goal that was a ridiculous strike, against Arsenal. I feel like that's an obscure stat that has a lot of names to it.

Remember the name...

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Always good for a chuckle this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jknxmrusDN0

One of Fabio's 3 goals came against Arsenal as well.

Ninpo fucked around with this message at 17:33 on Jan 31, 2017

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Taylor's still in Swansea apparently.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

sassassin posted:

Taylor's still in Swansea apparently.
Good I don't really want him and would rather have the full fee for Ayew

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004
This is my favourite goal ever scored against Arsenal. Lovely bullet header.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofILyJvpS3k

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


straight up brolic posted:

Good I don't really want him and would rather have the full fee for Ayew

We're light at left-back though, we really only have Amavi and he's been a bit naff lately.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Frankston posted:

We're light at left-back though, we really only have Amavi and he's been a bit naff lately.
Cissokho is poo poo going forward but surely he can fill in in a pinch and defend credibly. Not convinced that Taylor is an upgrade over either player.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Cissokho is gone dude

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Frankston posted:

Cissokho is gone dude
Really? Where's he off to

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


He went on loan to Olympiacos or something like that

In other news, shittest midfielder I've ever seen to gently caress off forever is a done deal

https://twitter.com/AVFCOfficial/status/826471364550856704

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Ninpo posted:

Well Rooney thought he'd been sold when they signed Granit Xhaka

lol

GreatestLurker
Sep 12, 2011

Gigi Galli posted:

Inter have signed Trent Sainsbury, an Australian who played in China on loan

https://twitter.com/Inter_en/status/826420913033846784

Cover for Rannocchia I guess, they could've saved money and signed nobody if they wanted to remain as effective. He's the first Australian to sign for them.

Jiangsu are out of spots for foreigners incidentally. Connect the dots. Shady as gently caress, I don't really want my club to turn in to this :ohwell:

Also I googled and some shithouse called Carl Valeri signed for us in 2004 and never played a game. The same will be said of Sainsbury in a few months.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

straight up brolic posted:

Good I don't really want him and would rather have the full fee for Ayew

Huw won't pay that.

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MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
https://twitter.com/BurnleyOfficial/status/826471876297887744

He looks real happy to have joined Burnley.

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