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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Zaha is poo poo

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Spangly A posted:

Stones will be fine, everybody forgets that Lampard and Ferdinand were both total shite for west ham for several years, and Ferdinand was crap at leeds. It's incredibly rare to find a young defender who has everything he needs *and* can hold 90 minutes concentration twice a week.

e; lol ferdinand left leeds two years before the relegation, my bad

Because English players with "potential" always improve over time.

He's shite and has peaked.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Spangly A posted:

you'll be wrong on this

Stones will be good, we used to take the piss out of ashley cole for being a shite defender, now we take the piss out of him failing to satisfy cheryl. Sometimes things change.

He makes more mistakes now than he did when he started.

For every Cole there's a dozen Titus Brambles. He'll always be a liability.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Shrapnig posted:

No, you see Ferdinand was poo poo and that's why Leeds made him the most expensive defender of all time when they signed him from West Ham and then made him the most expensive defender of all time again when they sold him to United.

Duh.

You can use a similar argument to prove Stones isn't poo poo.

And yet.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
If the City shirt fits.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Big Ash played for Hednesford.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
I will post my balls if Swansea sign Ben Davies on loan in the next two weeks. Never gonna happen.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Teeth are a good indicator of how much older a player is than they say they are.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Swansea are signing Martin Olsson from Norwich for £5m. Huw always gets his man in the end.

Neil Taylor's already "fractured his cheekbone" as an excuse for why he's not going to be near the first team for the forseeable. Or someone finally lamped him in training the talentless oval office.

Championship squad shaping up nicely.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Jenikins is also trying to buy Narsingh and Tom Carroll again.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Inconsistent, frequently anonymous, injury prone and past his best never-was Eredivisie winger Luciano Narsingh is having his medical at Swansea.

Season saved.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Blue Star Error posted:

The Jamaican fella went to the opera, but was disappointed Pavarotti didn't make an appearance

mods

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Tom Carroll was down the liberty this afternoon.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

MrBling posted:

I wonder if he will turn out to be more expensive than Ryan Mason. He's a tiny bit younger, but also better.

Watch him cost like £14m+ for being young'ish and english and being sold by Levy.

£8m

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Sky reporting it's £4.5m now.

Bargain*

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Tiny Tom Carroll to Swansea for £4.5m rising to £9m with addons was all signed up yesterday.

A lot of tears about how we should have signed a midfield enforcer to kick people instead.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

trem_two posted:

They have new American owners that want to spend money right now

I make sense of this sentence.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
He's almost certainly better than Taylor, who's getting linked with loads of clubs in the papers today because his scumbag agent has realised he's done at this club.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

I like Tiny Tom. He's okay.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Shrapnig posted:

I'd hope not since Andrew Ayew doesn't play for West Ham.

Call him Andy

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Corruption? From an Italian?!?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Byolante posted:


DONE DEAL

He's already been on the glue.

Lad's out of control.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

newcastle are after modou barrow for some reason

He's poo poo.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Pat Mustard posted:

He's really fast so that makes him diarrhoea.

He can barely dribble.

Supposedly he announced in training the other week that he didn't care if we went down so one of the "long-standing players" took a swing at him. Played in the last round of the checkatrade trophy and was complete poo poo until he got hauled off "injured" after 15 minutes.

His replacement (local boy Owain Jones) looked twice the player, and has all season.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

thank gently caress newcastle aren't spending £7m on modou barrow.

nooooooooooooooo

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Jose posted:

sassassin's prayers have been answered. neil taylor is being swapped for jordan ayew

I don't think the lesser Ayew is any good but Neil Taylor is a cancerous little worm so swapping a third choice left back for a winger to add to the Narsingh/Routledge/Dyer/Barrow shitshow is a good move (even when Jenkins throws away £5m on top).

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Taylor's swap deal is cunningly designed to screw Wrexham out of the 10% sale profit they're entitled to.

Wonder if they'll sue like Utrecht did. Swansea are a scum club.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
It's been 3 or 4 years since he was a good keeper.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Ryan Hedges to Barnsley is my top tip for deadline day drama.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Taylor's still in Swansea apparently.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

straight up brolic posted:

Good I don't really want him and would rather have the full fee for Ayew

Huw won't pay that.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
This deadline day update guy on sky is all teeth

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
http://www.swanseacity.net/news/article/2016-17/swansea-tom-holland-loan-fylde-transfer-deadline-day-3548064.aspx

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

yessss

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
He smells.

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