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what will happen in the winter transfer window
joey barton will do a thing
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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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straight up brolic posted:

there is no value in the winter market

Not anymore anyway - Anis Amri

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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Nearly 12 hours since the window slammed open and not a single signing

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Except for that one

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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MrBling posted:

who are you hoping that Norwich signs?

A new manager perhaps?

We need a firesale of the deadwood/don't give a gently caress players to anyone who will take them, and then buy a keeper, 2 centre backs, and a left back. Don't sell Jacob Murphy to a Prem club.

We'll be lucky if we get a quarter of that tbh.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Arquebus posted:

Lianong Whowin

Nice of them to make this clear to aid the decision of future plastics

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/38524429

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Bacon Terrorist posted:

West Ham have had a £3m bid for Snodgrass turned down by Hull :allears:

Thats less than Norwich paid when buying him off Leeds. Cheap cunts.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Swansea have agreed a £5m fee for Norwich left back Martin Olsson. He must be gunning for Bassong's relegation record.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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sassassin posted:

Inconsistent, frequently anonymous, injury prone and past his best never-was Eredivisie winger Luciano Narsingh is having his medical at Swansea.

Season saved.

The Jamaican fella went to the opera, but was disappointed Pavarotti didn't make an appearance

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Bumley have offered £13m for Robbie Brady so if you ever wanted to see what a football team without any players on the left flank looks like now is the time to get on the Norwich bandwagon

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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sassassin posted:

He's almost certainly better than Taylor, who's getting linked with loads of clubs in the papers today because his scumbag agent has realised he's done at this club.

Olsson is probably the best false 3 outside of Germany

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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shut up blegum posted:

Paging mackintosh to this thread. Gent want to buy Odjidja, but I've read an article that Legia will never ever let him go because everyone loves him over there and he's apparently playing very good. Confirm/deny?

He was always injured at Norwich hope this helps

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Wazzerphuk posted:

Attn BSE and other bad name enjoyers:

He sounds like he should be a lion vicar in a childrens cartoon

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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quote:

Chinese Super League clubs will only be allowed to play three non-Chinese players per game in their next season - which begins in March.

A rule change has reduced the number of foreigners allowed in a move which could slow down the wave of big-money signings from Europe.

Chelsea striker Diego Costa has been linked with a move to China that would be worth £30m a year.

A statement said the new measures will address "irrational investments".

Previously the rule was "4+1" - four foreigners of any nationality plus one Asian player in a matchday squad.

Teams will now also be required to name two Chinese players aged under 23 in their matchday squads, with at least one in the starting XI, with the Chinese Football Association also looking into "signature fees and other illegal activities" in recent transfers.

It was money laundering all along who could have guessed

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Barnsley are getting wrecked this window. Top scorer to Wednesday, two players to Villa and apparently Norwich bidding for their centre back.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Brady is a good player but its not a massive loss as we've got a shitload of good attacking midfielders

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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PirateBob posted:

What the hell is it with Chinese clubs and overpaying needlessly? £60m for Oscar for instance, why not offer £40-50m

Either money laundering or a gaudy conspicuous spending competition between billionaires. Maybe both.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Jose posted:

moyes really has no imagination. sunderland are signing darren gibson and bryan oviedo

Darron

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Spangly A posted:

I'm high a lot these days but I've just realised that west ham, desperately in need of a striker and a right back, are about to end the transfer window having bought nobody but snodgrass and fonte while losing payet

it's a bit funny

Snodgrass is better than Payet

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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straight up brolic posted:

Apparently Villa are signing Scott Hogan

Has anyone told Tony about the FFP rules? Although I guess a transfer ban won't mean much when you've already signed all of the footballers.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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straight up brolic posted:

We've not spent a nickel in transfer fees this year. Covered incoming players with outgoings and parachute payments. Westwood off to Burnley for 5m as we speak.

I'm not convinced. Newcastle and Norwich have the same amount in parachute payments and both have made sure to balance the books in terms of ~net spend~. Villa are spending like I've never seen a Championship club do.

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Jun 11, 2001

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Jose posted:

I don't think newcastle balanced the books as much as just signed who benitez wanted which resulted in a net spend

is sissoko playing at all for spurs?

Didn't you sell like £100m worth of players in summer?

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Jose posted:

£80m I think but I just mean that a net spend was a result rather than the goal

Oh I see. You mean a net profit though, that was confusing me.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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Looks like Norwich will be signing Ajax left back Mitchell Dijks on loan and Wigan left winger Yanic Wildschut not on loan. Bumley is Brady's likeliest destination and it seems Sergi Canos is going to Brentford, what a pointless transfer that was.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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straight up brolic posted:

he's at Bodymoor Heath for his medical. Gotta think West Ham were never genuinely interested given the selling fee.

Let the bodies heath the moor

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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrwmWtbKN_o

This is my favourite "where the gently caress did that come from" goal from a player who scored about twice in his career. May as well talk about that as there aren't going to be any transfers.

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