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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
So, I hosted a BYOB IRL today, it was chill - people brought beef, I made it. Here is a couple of samples... not everyone brings premium meat to the meet... but I make due... One tenderloin... one I don't know what, but apperantly it tasted good...

Here is a couple of pictures!

Tenderloin goodness!


Im not entierly sure what animal the beef was from, but I made it non the less, and it did taste good he said.


Post your beefiest pictures in this thread!

Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Dec 27, 2016

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#tweetyourmeat

if you got meat I want you to tweet it.

Here in this thread.

Post your meat.

:jerry:

bean mom

wow that first meat looks delicious as F

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Robot Made of Meat

I enjoy beef far too much, and that beef looks exceptionally good (except the picture with the odd white-balance, which probably looked good as h*ck IRL).


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

redneck nazgul

i can't beat this meat

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
meat

joke_explainer


what kinda sauce is that in photo #1?

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


joke_explainer posted:

what kinda sauce is that in photo #1?

same, i wanna know about this sauce and also those broccolis

i'm not a meat person but i can assure it looks good, as mike said "heck, that looks good."


vanisher

WHEW I was just looking for a beef related thread!

I have no beef to share but wanted to send my well wishes



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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

I am the meat person. I eat a burger every day. I love bloody steak. I want to try all meats. I have had cow, buffalo, elk and wild boat. I desire more. I want to eat somebody's leg or arm or something, consensually and well prepared. I am the meat person.




Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
More beef!

A small chef trick: Buy beef as close to "best before date" (which is really best AFTER date), often get nice discount as well.

On New Years Eve, I am making beef for 35 people (!) Gonna be awesome! I will post pictures ofcourse!


Sauce on the first picture in OP is Baernaise btw. :)

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byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
whoa i was thinkin that beefin is pretty unbyob then i clicked on the thread and Whoa!

nice beef op :)

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
i chucked a chuck roast in my crock pot about 90 minutes ago

looks like it's gonna a be pulled beef tostadas wednesday my dudes

:wedass: :yum:

Areola Grande fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Dec 28, 2016

social vegan



I hate it when people chew with their mouth open and spit on me and call me a baby boy who can't do a diddly dang dip dip doo woo

Admiral_eX_laX

Historically Inaccurate
I have some ground beef in the fridge so I guess tacos tonight. Or burgs.

vanisher

At the store ground turkey was a bit cheaper

(is ridiculed and ostracized from the thread)



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Plebian Parasite

that cat meme where he's reading a newspaper but instead of buying a boat he's like "I should make kabobs"

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
So, yesterday was a sucess, went down today as well and people demanded a steak.. sadly it was devoured so fast before I could take a picture of it, I did however take a picture from the prep!



1.7KG of Beef!

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joke_explainer


What the heck is going on. People just bring you beef all the time??

What cut is that? Doesn't have very much marbling.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
Wanna eat that meat

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Luvcow posted:

Wanna eat all meat

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

joke_explainer posted:

What the heck is going on. People just bring you beef all the time??

What cut is that? Doesn't have very much marbling.

I only know the Norwegian name "Ytrefilet" - I believe it's sirloin? It's pretty much the step before tenderloin.

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


ytrefilet is a sirloin, yes! that's why it's really lean then, huh.

also today i learned that norwegian cows are called okse.


Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

ladybeard mcflurry posted:

ytrefilet is a sirloin, yes! that's why it's really lean then, huh.

also today i learned that norwegian cows are called okse.

Indeed :D
Felmale cows are "Ku" - "Okse" is a male - both are "kveg" :>

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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

joke_explainer posted:

What the heck is going on. People just bring you beef all the time??

What cut is that? Doesn't have very much marbling.

Picking up 15kg beef for New Years Eve tomorrow, will post some goody pictures :D

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joke_explainer


Unbeknownst to Uxzuigal, his family has started a steakhouse, trucks delivering beef every day which he happily cooks to perfection as the secret orders pile in and the family shuffles the plates out into the seating area hidden in the living room Uxzuigal never sees as he's always in the kitchen.

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

joke_explainer posted:

Unbeknownst to Uxzuigal, his family has started a steakhouse, trucks delivering beef every day which he happily cooks to perfection as the secret orders pile in and the family shuffles the plates out into the seating area hidden in the living room Uxzuigal never sees as he's always in the kitchen.

Wife would approve of this. :D


So, I went shopping today..

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Twenty Four


That is a whole bunch of stuff but for some reason the first thing I thought was "wow that is a lot of mushrooms". Apparantly everything else seemed reasonable at a quick glance except for all those mushrooms too me. Maybe because most of the rest of the stuff can be thrown in a pantry or frozen or looks like it could be used before it goes bad if you tried. I understand the "cooking for like 3 dozen people" part, so, I can't explain it. Looking like a good feast though!

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Uxzuigal posted:

Indeed :D
Felmale cows are "Ku" - "Okse" is a male - both are "kveg" :>

cognates are so cool, its like these words have friend :3:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Uxzuigal posted:

Wife would approve of this. :D


So, I went shopping today..


are those bananas in a can?! also what are those flat white things, they look like kit kats!

good feasting my friend. sacrifice a potato with a mushroom on it in my honor!


Robot Made of Meat

Uxzuigal posted:

Wife would approve of this. :D


So, I went shopping today..


Boughten bearnaise? Oh, Ux.

Looks like a great start to a tasty spead!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Boughten bearnaise? Oh, Ux.

Looks like a great start to a tasty spead!

The amount of time it would take to make proper baernaise sauce for 45 people would be insane.. I will tell you this though, this baernaise powder actualy tastes loving amazing, better than most made baernaise, which is a huge props to "Toro" ^^

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ladybeard mcflurry posted:

are those bananas in a can?! also what are those flat white things, they look like kit kats!

good feasting my friend. sacrifice a potato with a mushroom on it in my honor!

Not sure which you mean - but there is youghurt all the way to the right (passion fruit and melon, for desert mix with bananas, pears, apples, 2kg chocolate and the cream (all the way to the right in the liquid boxes). I see no flat white things :D

Edit:
Ahh, they are yellowish- It's Freia Milk Chocolate and Freia Milk Chocolate with Daim :D

Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Dec 30, 2016

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I wish that I was a Norway so that I could sample your beef. Looks very good.

:jerry:

wigglin

Whenever I think about really good beef my teeth get this weird feeling like they are wanting to chew the beef. This thread gave me itchy teeth is what I'm saying.

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

Vynar posted:

I wish that I was a Norway so that I could sample your beef. Looks very good.

AirBnB room for free at my place ;) (for yobbers!)

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
"Heres your giant slab of beef to sleep on, your beef pillow and a nice thin slice of beef for a blanket"

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party at Uxzuigal's Beef Palace

:jerry:

One Bun

I like your beef, pm me if you post more beef. thanks op

byob historian

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
i think i wanna cut beef outta my diet for digestive reasons

except for prime rib because priem rib

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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
Happy Beef Year!


Anyone can beat my meat?




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