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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
So, I hosted a BYOB IRL today, it was chill - people brought beef, I made it. Here is a couple of samples... not everyone brings premium meat to the meet... but I make due... One tenderloin... one I don't know what, but apperantly it tasted good...

Here is a couple of pictures!

Tenderloin goodness!


Im not entierly sure what animal the beef was from, but I made it non the less, and it did taste good he said.


Post your beefiest pictures in this thread!

Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Dec 27, 2016

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More beef!

A small chef trick: Buy beef as close to "best before date" (which is really best AFTER date), often get nice discount as well.

On New Years Eve, I am making beef for 35 people (!) Gonna be awesome! I will post pictures ofcourse!


Sauce on the first picture in OP is Baernaise btw. :)

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So, yesterday was a sucess, went down today as well and people demanded a steak.. sadly it was devoured so fast before I could take a picture of it, I did however take a picture from the prep!



1.7KG of Beef!

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joke_explainer posted:

What the heck is going on. People just bring you beef all the time??

What cut is that? Doesn't have very much marbling.

I only know the Norwegian name "Ytrefilet" - I believe it's sirloin? It's pretty much the step before tenderloin.

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ladybeard mcflurry posted:

ytrefilet is a sirloin, yes! that's why it's really lean then, huh.

also today i learned that norwegian cows are called okse.

Indeed :D
Felmale cows are "Ku" - "Okse" is a male - both are "kveg" :>

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joke_explainer posted:

What the heck is going on. People just bring you beef all the time??

What cut is that? Doesn't have very much marbling.

Picking up 15kg beef for New Years Eve tomorrow, will post some goody pictures :D

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joke_explainer posted:

Unbeknownst to Uxzuigal, his family has started a steakhouse, trucks delivering beef every day which he happily cooks to perfection as the secret orders pile in and the family shuffles the plates out into the seating area hidden in the living room Uxzuigal never sees as he's always in the kitchen.

Wife would approve of this. :D


So, I went shopping today..

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Robot Made of Meat posted:

Boughten bearnaise? Oh, Ux.

Looks like a great start to a tasty spead!

The amount of time it would take to make proper baernaise sauce for 45 people would be insane.. I will tell you this though, this baernaise powder actualy tastes loving amazing, better than most made baernaise, which is a huge props to "Toro" ^^

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ladybeard mcflurry posted:

are those bananas in a can?! also what are those flat white things, they look like kit kats!

good feasting my friend. sacrifice a potato with a mushroom on it in my honor!

Not sure which you mean - but there is youghurt all the way to the right (passion fruit and melon, for desert mix with bananas, pears, apples, 2kg chocolate and the cream (all the way to the right in the liquid boxes). I see no flat white things :D

Edit:
Ahh, they are yellowish- It's Freia Milk Chocolate and Freia Milk Chocolate with Daim :D

Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Dec 30, 2016

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Vynar posted:

I wish that I was a Norway so that I could sample your beef. Looks very good.

AirBnB room for free at my place ;) (for yobbers!)

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Chill Berserker Dude
Happy Beef Year!


Anyone can beat my meat?




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joke_explainer posted:

your house is so confusing to me... you have a high-powered MBM flat top grill (at least $1000 USD??), yet random stuff on the walls that suggests its not a commercial kitchen, yet next to the grill is a huge induction cooktop with gigantic stock pots you see in kitchens, yet the space is so tiny, and you're cooking enough food for like 40 people, if your kitchen is that small how could you possibly fit that many people in the house/apartment??

i'm loving the beef sequence here but I feel like this is some kind of mystery going on here

looks great though, you're truly a beefmaster

Not my house, but a hangout some friends of mine started, lots of meetings, fun going on. :) We just got the MBM flat top grill (think it was 2000, 30% discount included), amazing thing - wouldn't be possible to do this without it. We can easyli seat around 50ppl in the main room, another 30+ in our game room.
It is located in the heart of the UNESCO World Heritage site, used to be a kitchen for the workers in the Norwegian Hydro Park, 100 years ago. :)

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I want some more beefy pictures tbh!

Secret to make the perfect beef for several people:

Apply *SEA SALT* (aka Maldon Salt) and Pepper to your own liking, both sides.
Let it rest for 30-60min in room temperature
1-3min in pan, sear the sides to get that taste. Use butter, not oil.
6-8min in oven @ 225c (if you use farenheit, go google :p)
Let it REST for minimum 10min.

Serve with broccoli and baernaise sauce!

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Now bring me your drat beefs!!
Feedback on recipe be cool too if you feed someone!

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LawfulWaffle posted:

I am going to a meat store for the first time soon and I'd like some pointers for the obvious pros in this thread. I have slowly been evolving my meat tastes from pre-packaged to the grocery store's deli counter, almost always in the service of lunch meats since my wife is a pescetarian and only eats meat from the water. There's an honest to goodness meat store not far from where I live and I'm working up the guts to go in there, but I don't want to be outed as a Vienna sausage in the presence of gristle giants. Do meat stores usually have deli meats? What about cheeses? Sorry if that's a stupid question.

I like buying the occasional steak and grilling it, but this is another area where I could benefit from pointers. What should I look for in my steak? What's a good cut? Any meat man jargon I should pepper my conversation with to better blend in? Normally I try and find a piece of steak meat that is large but also not expensive; how can I take my meat game to the next level? tia

Ribeye is awesome for grill, anything. Sirloin or Tenderloin is great too but less fat = less taste, but more protein, meat. They probably have some deli meats, cheese I wouldn't count on.

I suggest you buy a leather jacket, Sons of Anarchy style, wear black sunglasses, walk up like a boss with a beer in hand and tell the mofo behind the disk - I will take 10 pounds of the most badass ribeye steak you've got son, slam down the cash and walk away without taking change.

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So, I did some more beef stuff.. lovely lighting in this room again ofcourse... And I wasn't responsible for buying the meat... ended up with someone paying way too much for meat that was... barely OK. It sucks to have poor quality meat to work with as it reflects on my reputation. But they thought it was good so, saved I guess.

I made food for a extreme perforance group called "TX Vikings"


They REALLY hate stone.. (and love Jesus!)

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Luvcow posted:

You are the beefmaster but instead of a pet eagle, ferrets and tiger you have a sirloin perched on your shoulder, two ribeyes and a large rack of ribs.

I need to do this.

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If you forgot to bring your beef... I brought your beef.. Shopping today 20.5 lbs :D

PRIME CUT BITCHES!

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death sext posted:

I've been on the internet for a long time, and I can safely say this is the most beef I've ever seen.

Glad I could deliver :>

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HotSoapyBeard posted:

Yeah for a minute I thought you lived in a restaurant haha but that is really cool

I know this isn't BYOH but has anyone tried a bit of the old Horse meat?

I really enjoy horse meat :> Cured horse meat is awesome.

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Someone linked me genuine porn today.. If I didn't have backed taxes up my rear end..
https://thesteakager.com/product/the-steakager/

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treasure bear posted:

they cut our beef lasagnas with horse but then everyone found out

and it was amazing

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