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current status: putting furikake on everything while organizing my marriage with oscar-winning fiancé benjamin clawhauser
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 05:17 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 14:03 |
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I hated Piper, how were the other animated shorts?
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 05:28 |
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K. Waste posted:With the aside about Goofy, it behooves me to cite Father's Week-End: http://www.b99.tv/video/fathers-week-end/ im gonna cum dude keep going
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 05:52 |
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K. Waste posted:To reach climax, you merely need to ask yourself: Where is the "crying time" in Cars 2? A Bug's Life? WALL-E? The Incredibles? It's necessarily a soothing form of storytelling, like having an emotional epiphany in a windowless Target.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 07:30 |
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K. Waste posted:And if Pixar decided to recruit Charlie Kaufman to adapt a Don DeLillo novel, then we'd see some poo poo. I mean, White Noise is basically a Pixar movie in book form.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2017 21:31 |
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Isn't the backstory to the Sir Billi thing that Sean Connery declared he'd only come out of retirement for Scottish-only productions?
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2017 19:12 |
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Hedrigall posted:http://people.com/movies/beauty-and-the-beast-disney-first-openly-gay-character-lefou/ Gad makes an unexpectedly cute LeFou but man the direction in this is unbelievably lazy.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 05:01 |
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K. Waste posted:I agree: they should make the remake more like the Cocteau film. why go cocteau when you could go borowczyk?
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 20:26 |
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Man, the opening for Tangled is super clumsy, huh?
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 03:09 |
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K. Waste posted:I just realized that Charlotte's Web was also '73. I doubt a re-watch of it will be as endearing as I found it as a child, but the showtunes are basically cooked into my brain, so might as well post my favorite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bTSs3hTNRE Please don't post about your fetishes.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 18:17 |
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Pick posted:I know, I loved this movie as a kid and this song, and now when I re-watched it for some amusing nostalgia I was just like, aw drat, this contributed to some of the art I've seen in my time. drat you charlotte's web I can't believe you're paul-lynde-shaming.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 18:21 |
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cartoons are bad
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 18:24 |
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K. Waste posted:Sometimes a half-eaten hot dog is just a half-eaten hot dog. You'd be surprised.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 19:55 |
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I feel compelled to share a favorite of mine from two years later: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1S5pAF1YYA
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 21:20 |
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Yeah the NFB website is a treasure.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2017 23:18 |
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K. Waste posted:CDD has musical numbers and also looks better in hindsight because it was dealing with intersectional politics 'before it was cool.' The montage at the end of modern movie posters parodies while Darla has been 'punished' by being a bill-poster is still more explicitly gross than the feigned sarcasm at the end of Zootopia ("It was a classic doing the wrong thing for the right reason kind of a deal"). Darla Dimple deserved death.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 22:42 |
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K. Waste posted:Correction: Darla Dimple is a distraction from the sick culture that made her an idol. She is also an exploited child. Shut up, whitey.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 00:47 |
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No they were an excuse for frat boys to use racial epithets.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 00:59 |
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Cats Don't Dance promotes crab-in-bucket behavior among the people who aren't in the actual one percent - Darla's real downfall is failing to understand that she's new money and considered disposable to the actual financial ubermenschen, and therefore makes no attempt to better eatablish herself with the "deep state" cabal.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 01:50 |
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In Cats Don't Dance 2, Darla goes head to head with her feline nemeses on a mission abroad as ambassador to Czechoslovakia.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 02:18 |
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Yeah, Fritz the Cat is pretty much required viewing if you want a real taste of what life was like back then - not that it imitates it well, just that it mocks it with so much texture and vivacity that you get a really strong flavor of the post-hippie slump. It's not good in an easy viewing way, because it's tasteless, abrasive, and sort of boring, but it's an excellent signpost for an era, like reading Mad Magazine. Also, Crumb is a genius and even if it loses his wit in translation to the screen you still get his obsessively sexual nihilism.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 04:09 |
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Hedrigall posted:I learnt so much about American history and culture by reading old Mad magazines from the 70s and 80s when I was a kid! They really do capture current events and the cultural zeitgeist in a fascinating way. Learning about past culture via satire is ultra legit, tbh, because it focuses on really interesting minutiae.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 05:11 |
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Also, I just saw Moana and it was like watching the cheap video game adaptation of a better movie. Shiny is a pretty limp villain's song, breaking from the Jewish tradition and instead going for a kind of vague Britpop vibe, but I was impressed by You're Welcome, particularly the patter segment. Otherwise, it was just kind of blandly passable and lacking in showmanship.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2017 05:23 |
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Clumsy Card House posted:Coco teaser. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNCz4mQzfEI Wow, quick remake.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 21:31 |
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Unintentional comedy is almost always more sufferable than insufferable comedy.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2017 20:46 |
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ahaha this thread needs to put all of its Best Ofs into a museum
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2017 07:45 |
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Pablo Bluth posted:Teaser trailer for the next film by the national treasures that are Aardman... The adult part of me wants to say this looks dumb, but the running band making nonsense music had me in tears so ???
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2017 00:50 |
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I enjoyed it a lot, but like many other Pixar movie's it's disconcertingly corporate.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2017 18:45 |
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That's like my dad's girlfriend and her daughter getting all worked up over a "challenge" in their starbucks app where if they buy a frappucino every day for two weeks they'll get double rewards points or something, and all the way to the starbucks they were discussing it and talking about frappucinos and what a great app is, and as we pull into the starbucks drive-through, literally just before she orders a venti frapp, she says, "I wish I liked frappucinos".
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 07:14 |
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sexpig by night posted:That's just such a grim image. I think I'll be telling that anecdote for the rest of my life, or until capitalism crumbles, because it's such a perfect encapsulation of the process and its impact on human functions.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 07:46 |
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The moral of The Incredibles is that some people are just better.
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2017 18:13 |
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K. Waste posted:All three of these things should be brought back, as should the overarching context, in which you pay a single price to watch whatever's programmed and stay for as long as you want. This is called movie-hopping and it's an exceptional way to pass the time in a dead suburb.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2017 07:28 |
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K. Waste posted:I'm way too much of a pansy to do this, no matter how bored. One of my best high school memories is of my friend and I buying two huge Togo's sandwiches and eating them while movie-hopping - the second movie we saw was Poseidon, and we were all by ourselves (which is weird in retrospect, because it means they were technically playing a movie nobody bought tickets for), so we cackled all the way through it.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2017 18:46 |
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ImpAtom posted:They technically have to play the film even if nobody buys tickets because you don't know if someone is going to buy a ticket after it starts. It's really funny to me that, if we hadn't wandered in with our gigantic sandwiches, the film Poseidon would have played, in its entirety, to nobody, and for no reason.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2017 18:53 |
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This was also back before digital projection, so someone had to load the film platter and everything.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2017 19:05 |
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SatansBestBuddy posted:
This is a nightmare.
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# ¿ Dec 17, 2017 16:57 |
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I saw Coco and it was fine.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2017 20:15 |
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K. Waste posted:I almost want to blame Pixar, because it seems like, even if it's only at an anecdotal level, the only kind of strong or visceral emotions that are treated as implicitly consistent with mainstream animation is tear-jerking sentiment. Meanwhile, some folks are going back to Dumbo and need to figure out 'what went wrong in my brain watching this,' even though the body of short animated work Disney produced before and contemporaneous with the film is more than enough to resolve the issue. There is no contradiction, Dumbo was always a whimsical cartoon with, like, minstrel numbers and poo poo. I really miss that sense of hallucinogenic and dangerous whimsy. A piece of really good kid media should bring the viewer to the brink of fear, implying a void or a sense of too-muchness in a way that goes beyond stubborn literality - the temporary tearing of comfort and the presentation of something truly abstract. It's almost like there's this rush to explicate everything that happens, which leads to things like the land of the dead or the interiors of the mind being rendered inert.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2018 23:59 |
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Shadow Hog posted:for instance, I love the way she delivers "and don't forget the importance of body language!" BAAAHHHDDYYY LAAANGGHHUAAGE
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2018 04:16 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 14:03 |
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Good villain songs also have a clear ideology behind them, which any good musical number needs.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2018 02:36 |