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Brother Bear 2 isn't real, by the way. It didn't happen.
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The humour in Storks was a bit too zany wacky woop woop for me, but I'll admit the wolves are pretty drat funny.
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Jan 11, 2017 02:53
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Maybe I wasn't in the right mood for it but I got maybe 10 minutes into Trolls before I had to turn it off because my brain literally could not cope with the noise and colour and absolute cringe of it. Dang.
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Jan 13, 2017 04:34
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Drifter posted:Did you watch the trailer, or did you just go in blind? I can't imagine you thinking the trailer was okay and then being put off by the actual movie. I saw the trailer but I guess I just wasn't expecting eight different pop songs in the first 10 minutes? I think I'm just getting old, it was all too much for me. Grandma can't cope.
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Jan 13, 2017 06:22
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Das Boo posted:So I've notice something odd with early Pixar: A staggered blink. One lid follows the other halfway through the motion. Noticed it in Toy Story and A Bug's Life. This a processing power thing? It's extremely creepy, that's something I've never liked with Pixar along with the horrible way they render skin. Like squishy smooth pink sacs of.. liquid.. eugh
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Jan 16, 2017 07:02
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Shaocaholica posted:photos of mostly bad movies I'm extremely amused that they all have nice concept art pieces selected to represent the movies, except they couldn't muster even the effort for that for the forgettable trash heap that was Monsters Vs Aliens.
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Jan 20, 2017 02:17
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The Wind Rises was so aggressively boring that sometimes I wake up in the night with a cold sweat because I had a nightmare that I was still in the cinema watching it
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Jan 26, 2017 11:07
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Unmature posted:I made a video about what a dick John K is and one of the dickiest things he ever did: https://youtu.be/TCK-4S7EHbA Love the vids, wish you got more views. Also John K is a turd. e: ^^ bara scar
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Jan 30, 2017 07:41
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Hedrigall posted:Interestingly OR NOT it's apparently 40 minutes longer than the animated one. If they include Human Again, I'm out
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Feb 2, 2017 05:04
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Ok I'm rewatching the Human Again part and it's not actually bad, I think I'm getting confused with my feelings for Morning Report. I like the part where Beast is a dumb idiot who can't read.
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Feb 2, 2017 05:10
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Well Human Again has sent me down the Disney song black hole again and I just want to say that Hercules is a rad movie with rad songs and it's all around great and the muses in particular are the tits. I love this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl0DMTlwLw4
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Feb 2, 2017 05:16
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I just got done watching Sing which I put on entirely to fall asleep watching or laugh at or roll my eyes at because Illumination but I ended up actually really enjoying it. gently caress. I need to go and think about what I've done.
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Feb 10, 2017 09:24
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The_Doctor posted:Ha, both my British schools did houses. I was in the equivalent of Hufflepuff both times. I also had houses in my schools, which I mentioned to American friends in an anecdote and they couldn't believe it was a real thing and not something made up by JK Rowling (she's a hack with no original ideas!!!). They were delighted and thought it was absolutely precious.
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Feb 24, 2017 06:26
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I just watched All Dogs Go To Heaven because of the thread and legit actually cried a little, murdered dogs and murdered adorable little girls are my loving weakness.
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Feb 24, 2017 18:35
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Feb 25, 2017 21:51
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'In the deepest darkest highlands, where evil lurks' So.. Glasgow? FirstAidKite posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRRSfE-Z8g8 It's Sam Tan, heathen! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltiUTF6Yc8U
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Mar 1, 2017 18:42
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Clumsy Card House posted:Coco teaser. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNCz4mQzfEI Looks fun and colourful as hell. And wow, an animated xoloitzcuintli!
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Mar 15, 2017 15:28
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Sinners Sandwich posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs2SrqLum1M As someone who has never heard of this book, everything about this frightens and confuses me. Nice animation though!
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Mar 22, 2017 23:19
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The dog is bald and that makes it real cute
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Mar 29, 2017 22:41
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drat, that Cartoon Network schedule is sad. I feel like it was a channel with a lot of variety and some really experimental stuff in the 90s, looks like everybody's just looking for their Spongebob now.
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Mar 31, 2017 03:47
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American programme scheduling completely baffles me, particularly with cartoons. I enjoyed Gravity Falls but for some reason it kept randomly taking months-long breaks between new episodes and I very quickly just couldn't be hosed with it anymore. TV needs to get its poo poo in gear if it wants to compete with people making new content regularly on youtube. Except they can't compete with these channels turning out mega quick, mega cheap content. TV's hosed. I saw somewhere that the average age of a BBC1 (UK channel obv) viewer was 61. This is the BBC's prime channel. Uh anyway this is kinda a TV discussion rather than movies. drat it's such a dry looking year for feature-length animation.
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Mar 31, 2017 04:09
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shadowvine118 posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYMcZv9YM7k This is so completely unrelated to Swan Princess now. What absolute dreck. I bet it sells like hotcakes!
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Apr 2, 2017 15:55
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I would do a top 10 list but I saw Wizards for the first time the other day and it blew my mind with its terrible, awful weirdness. I can't stop thinking about it. What the hell was it all about? Why did the wizard shoot the other wizard with a luger, why nazis, why elves, what the hell happened
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Apr 7, 2017 01:33
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 Maybe I'm crazy but all the people in this movie look like they were drawn from referencing people in Pinocchio (except above is just an example of someone who doesn't know how to draw) 
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Apr 18, 2017 23:26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHimvUy7ZQk Going through animated movies that look cheap and awful because I find them really funny. This one isn't TERRIBLE, just weird. The animation is.. okay, but several times the camera doesn't change until a second or two after the characters are done with their animations so they just.. stop, it's so weird. There's also this part of the movie which is so bizarre and out of nowhere:  The whole movie is bright and colourful and everything's cartoony with big eyes, and then suddenly there's a scene with these disturbing Dali stilt elephants, for no reason at all. The character isn't dreaming, nothing weird's going on. Just.. disturbing elephants for a few seconds. I really like them because they're so weird and actually made me feel a bit uncomfortable. They're animated like nothing else in the movie either. Oh, also, the dance party at the end of the movie is to 'Never Gonna Give You Up'.
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Apr 19, 2017 01:47
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A Frozen sequel is going to be the easiest thing to write because there's already a wealth of storylines out there for it, such as Elsa goes to see the dentist, Elsa needs her zombie baby cured, Elsa needs foot/hand surgery, Elsa has alopecia and needs someone to pick bugs out of her head etc etc To add to the Kingdom Hearts chat - play the first one (the PS2 one), and then pretend no others exist because it isn't worth it. Do not 100% the game. Do not unlock or watch the extra cinematic. If you see anybody wearing a hooded trench coat, turn the game off immediately. Nothing beyond the 'Disney' stuff matters or is of any value whatsoever. Fight cute shadow monsters in realtime with a large key and summon Simba or Bambi or Genie and just have a grand time because it's all very cute.
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Apr 26, 2017 15:50
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Macaluso posted:
Where's the giant, Mansley?!
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May 10, 2017 04:49
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Who the gently caress mentioned there's an art book for over the garden wall, I'll kill you, you just cost me 50 quid
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May 14, 2017 14:03
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The only way I can sleep at night is to tell myself that the scene where a giant mech pulls a giant bowie knife was written entirely for comedy, and nobody seriously wrote that thinking it would be good and cool. To add to the Over the Garden Wall art book I've bought, I noticed they finally put the drat thing on Blu-ray! I have no idea if there's any special features because the Amazon listing is bare bones.
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May 16, 2017 10:05
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Manic pixie dream emoji
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May 16, 2017 20:41
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Waffleman_ posted:Well, the McElroy brothers are going to be in it. What? Is this a goof? Why would they be in it? "Abra-ca-gently caress YOU!" - magic twink troll
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May 27, 2017 13:20
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Oh, god. I'm on board.
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May 27, 2017 15:03
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GrandpaPants posted:If anyone is in the SF Bay Area or thereabouts, I'd really recommend the Walt Disney Family Museum's exhibit of Eyvind Earle art. Holy poo poo is that stuff gorgeous in person. I'm still gawking at it and I'm at home. Ohh my god that's some stunning art.
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