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i am exquisitely animated. in conversation my face achieves the maximum of squash and stretch with every contorted syllable i pronounce. my lines are thick and smooth, my silhouette strong, my bones viscous and my palette pretty as a peach. i end every sexual encounter with a dance party and everyone you know is there just dancing, dancing, anonymously dancing sans speech or expression, they could be anyone, they could be strangers, they could be communists
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my friends... in a way we are all naked
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Jan 12, 2017 11:04
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Moon Atari posted:I also got roped into seeing Sing, it was what I expected it to be, but I was surprised that the reaction by the kids in the audience seemed so unenthusiastic. The only laughter was to the fart joke. The real reaction was to the five seconds of minions in the trailer to Despicable Me 3. Kids were screaming in ecstasy, doing flips, one kid does a victory lap of the cinema. They really love those things hey.
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Jan 12, 2017 11:16
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dark web is such a great term, it's so dramatic cyberpunk from 1998, i imagine it as sa except we're all wearing venetian theatre masks and talking with fake accents
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Jan 12, 2017 11:27
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i am fur
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Jan 17, 2017 09:07
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the tremulous pulsing of my udders
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Jan 25, 2017 08:33
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that rules tbh
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Jan 25, 2017 12:54
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Feb 8, 2017 09:14
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i will never eat a troll again
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Feb 10, 2017 12:07
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Feb 17, 2017 12:56
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gay crab sex
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Feb 21, 2017 11:48
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i want to gently caress cartoon animals
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Feb 27, 2017 04:52
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i have never been able to enjoy a disney movie where more than ~10% of the cast is human ...my first post wasn't serious but this one is
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Feb 27, 2017 05:33
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fantasia doesn't count as a movie
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Feb 27, 2017 05:37
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...when i was a child my favourite disney film was, uh, aristocats
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Feb 27, 2017 05:37
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i loved the final musical number, i would dance so hard, i ran around the house on all fours pretending to be a cat, i jumped on the furniture, i was powerful
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Feb 27, 2017 05:38
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i also loved the lion king and when i was like 6 i used to walk up to strangers and say "i will terrify you with my roar" and then i'd roar at them and if they didn't act terrified i'd throw a tantrum i went up to my mother and did my best lioness sitting pose on the floor and asked her what sort of animal i was, she said "a frog" and i threw a tantrum when we played lion king in the playground i was a jaguar, and if anyone told me i had to be a lion instead of a jaguar i threw a tantrum i have aspergers
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Feb 27, 2017 05:40
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mum sat me in the trolley and told me to watch her groceries while she went to the liquor store (lol) so i perched in the basket and every time anyone came within about three metres of me i'd terrify them with my roar
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Feb 27, 2017 05:41
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anyway, please continue your regular activities
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Feb 27, 2017 05:45
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at about this time a boy at school i had a crush on told me he collected snapped-off pencil leads and if i collected enough lead bits for him he'd kiss me. coloured leads were worth more than graphite iirc. so for a full term i spent every opportunity crawling around the classroom floor looking for lead fragments, defiant of the teacher's attempts to stop me, which also meant i left the boy alone because he kept me too busy to harass him. i never did collect enough for him to kiss me. anyway apparently he is a power bottom now
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Feb 27, 2017 05:52
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boulet is my favourite creature
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Mar 1, 2017 04:26
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Hedrigall posted:Uh it's spider MAN not spider child.
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Mar 1, 2017 06:41
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i want to have sex with a leopard
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Mar 7, 2017 14:09
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Hedrigall posted:Go, live your dream
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Mar 7, 2017 14:14
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i'm so glad you're un-permabanned, i got a little pang of sorrow every time i saw the perma avatar under your name
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Mar 7, 2017 14:20
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i'm a villain
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Mar 8, 2017 07:28
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Tuxedo Catfish posted:but do you sing Regalingualius posted:impossible. birds don't sing.
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Mar 8, 2017 07:47
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let me tell you about the gay sex lives of gregarious marine mammals
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Mar 9, 2017 04:09
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in addition to having gay sex between males like, all the time, elephant seals also practice something called "adaptive transvestitism" where a low-status male will hold his huge floppy nose bent over in his mouth so he looks like a blunt-faced female and infiltrate the harem in disguise to get booty without the top male attacking him
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Mar 9, 2017 04:11
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the reason i'm sharing this with you is because it makes me horny
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Mar 9, 2017 04:14
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in frozen 2 elsa carves a beautiful ice statue, brings it to life, marries her glacial galatea and rules as king
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Mar 10, 2017 03:19
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gügle
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Mar 10, 2017 10:45
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the movie is about the love interest guy i forget his name, the blond one. anyway he falls in love with elsa's ice spouse and during a midnight romp wherein he disguises himself as elsa to seduce the giant snowman, his rear end gets stuck on the snow king's magnificent serac. the climax of the film is they have to un-pin him before he freezes to death without snapping off the organ and removing all chances at creating a royal heir because elsa's lost her ice powers for some reason and can't make the ice spouse new equipment if theirs is lost due to misadventure. and as we know sperm is created in the testicles
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Mar 10, 2017 10:49
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henceforth referred to as glacial milk
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Mar 10, 2017 10:50
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i am a wretched swine. i am nothing but a knave
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Mar 17, 2017 10:21
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i am both a beauty and a beast
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Mar 20, 2017 20:22
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Hedrigall posted:Breaking: Rupert Grint cast as Mulan
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Mar 21, 2017 08:43
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scales are basically feathers hairs are basically scales feathers are basically plate mail i am a cluster of minerals and chemical reactions and so are you
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Hedrigall posted:Glad Smurfs is good. I will probably go with my boyfriend to see it as the smurfs are his thing
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