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Das Butterbrot posted:isnt an evil wizard just a warlock? A warlock is a witch that is a man, colloquially known as a "manwich"
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Wizard grooming spell: 1 blade of everlasting sharp 1 cream of dreadpuff 1 scrying mirror This way or that Seasons of earth Make me look phat And gimme that girth
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Dec 28, 2016 20:13
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Dare you enter my magical realm?
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Welcome to our sanguinary sect of worship. Feel at home in our black conventicle as we anathematise all of those who oppose us. Don't summon the devil, don't call the priests. If you need the strength, a conjuring: Behold the flames rise from the compass' cardinal points. Burn the sacred oil, and with the ashes you'll annoint. Arrange the symbols of the wizard and magician. Light the candles, place the parchment paper in position. Between its leaves, place the lash from a black cat's eye, a straw of a broom. Fold, burn, and, centralise. Killer Low Life fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Dec 28, 2016 |
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Dec 28, 2016 22:04
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as a paladin i object to this thread evil wizards are bad and should be punished
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Dec 28, 2016 22:08
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Mycroft Holmes posted:as a paladin i object to this thread You're an ignorant racist
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Dec 28, 2016 22:13
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The Management posted:You're an ignorant racist you murdered my parents with a fire spell because they asked if they could have some firewood
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Dec 28, 2016 22:20
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Mycroft Holmes posted:as a paladin i object to this thread As a chaotic/good rogue I too think we should stop bad guys sure yeah, hey- are those fireworks?? **sets off a bunch of fireworks for no reason in the corner burning evil lair down**
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Dec 28, 2016 22:29
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Mycroft Holmes posted:as a paladin i object to this thread Keep the law.
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Dec 28, 2016 22:58
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Mycroft Holmes posted:you murdered my parents with a fire spell because they asked if they could have some firewood They received what they had asked. If you weak mortals cannot perceive the danger in asking a wizard for favors then you are a fool.
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Dec 28, 2016 23:07
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I cannot be caged. I cannot be controlled. Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools!
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Dec 28, 2016 23:50
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I'm definitely evil, but never sure if my powers are wizardry, psionics, or from a dark god. What's the best way to check?
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Dec 29, 2016 01:26
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i resurrected millard fillmore and now he makes mint juleps at a bar
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Dec 29, 2016 01:53
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whattup my name is Melondrosnacks. i am a wizrd and i like to gently caress hit me up on instagram, snapchat my kik on tinder
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Dec 29, 2016 01:55
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Sometimes I move objects around to gas light people. I frown at children, and make my employees work max hours before hitting that overtime pay. I touch people's food and make sure to sneeze in your direction. I specifically do the opposite of what you ask and I feed the birds just so they can poo poo everywhere. I have unprotected sex and I know I have an std. I leave bad yelp reviews without having been to the business. I give large donations to Turkey knowing that there will be continued support with ISIS. My magic?? Inherited wealth and name recognition  Jk I do smaller time stuff like making people vomit on each other and forcing them to say racist things in a mono culture group.
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Dec 29, 2016 01:56
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Speleothing posted:I'm definitely evil, but never sure if my powers are wizardry, psionics, or from a dark god. If your powers are from a dark god, I think that makes you a warlock. If you have to read spells from a grimoire, you are a wizard. If your powers are just sort of loosey-goosey, you may be either a psionic or a sorcerer. Elemental effects such as fire, ice, etc. means probably means sorcerer, while telekinetic flaying, etc, probably is a psionic. These are THE LAWS, and you must follow THE LAWS or I will cast a spell that will rend and flay and cleave your soul into a million tiny pierces and make, I don't know, lampshades out of the bits.
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Dec 29, 2016 02:08
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JiveHonky posted:whattup i have wicked sharp pecks and i can do that thing of where mickey mouse made those mops dance in fantazia. plus i bench 275 hit me up dollface i'll make u holla
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Dec 29, 2016 02:11
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satanic splash-back posted:A warlock is a witch that is a man, colloquially known as a "manwich" If the warlock lives on a beach, is he then a man sandwich?
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Dec 29, 2016 02:24
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suck my dick, adventurer
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Dec 29, 2016 02:54
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I prefer the term "equal-opportunity spirit-empowering occultist" OP, but that's only because I can silent-cast my next spell in the time it takes an adventurer to repeat it.
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Dec 29, 2016 03:19
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Enemy Ace posted:If the warlock lives on a beach, is he then a man sandwich? If a hedge witch and a desert druid have a baby, she'll have successfully made a sandwitch for a man and will thus be stripped of all bonuses from her ranks in Lore: Feminism.
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Dec 29, 2016 03:27
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Any evil bards here?
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Dec 29, 2016 03:44
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ive actually gotten really into melding my hexes as of late. you just store them in the very threads of your being, and just waving your hand with a truncated incantation will do the trick. very good for saving time on extra wordy or lengthy spells (think lunarmancy, heliomancy and child-slaughter spells). think of it like downloading a few copies of Tim Allen's Home Improvement 3D onto your xbox one's harddrive to save time on loading screens.
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Dec 29, 2016 03:49
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Mycroft Holmes posted:as a paladin i object to this thread as an antipaladin I object to your FACE *casts Detect Good*
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Dec 29, 2016 03:50
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Companion Cube posted:as an antipaladin I object to your FACE You have detected: There's nothing here.
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Dec 29, 2016 04:02
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as an evil sorcerer, I'm far too cool for this thread, you dumb brain nerds
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Dec 29, 2016 04:14
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Eye of newt A fedora brim An unwashed shirt Beard from neck that's flecked with dirt These offered, to the mods on high Wizard to goon, transform do I!
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Dec 29, 2016 04:29
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I've started adding a little something into the water cooler at work. Now anytime someone farts, the spirit of wolves swirls around them howling. Brenda from HR is simply beside herself.
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Dec 29, 2016 05:39
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Mike in payroll refused to authorize my overtime so i cast a spell and gave him gender dysphoria
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Dec 29, 2016 07:53
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wizards are fuckin cool
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Dec 29, 2016 07:54
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basic hitler posted:Mike in payroll refused to authorize my overtime so i cast a spell and gave him gender dysphoria Probably doing him a favour i've never heard of a man working in payroll.
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Dec 29, 2016 07:55
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I have a grimoire and a cauldron and stuff but ever since I acquired a magic crystal ball from a wandering adventurer I pretty much spend all day spying on cute maidens in bathhouses don't kinkshame
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Dec 29, 2016 08:09
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I'm a neutral wizard with no sense of right or wrong. Can I hang here?
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Krunge posted:I'm a neutral wizard with no sense of right or wrong. Can I hang here? Can I borrow your shotgun?
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Dec 29, 2016 08:11
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Johnny Aztec posted:Can I borrow your shotgun? I don't really care!
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Dec 29, 2016 08:12
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None of you scrubs can even get on my level when it comes to wielding metamagic.
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Dec 29, 2016 08:28
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Pastry Mistakes posted:None of you scrubs can even get on my level when it comes to wielding metamagic. Whatever I'm so meta I don't even know what you are talking about. 
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Dec 29, 2016 08:30
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Pastry Mistakes posted:None of you scrubs can even get on my level when it comes to wielding metamagic. I'm a lawful good wild mage. 
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Dec 29, 2016 09:52
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unpleasantly turgid posted:think of it like downloading a few copies of Tim Allen's Home Improvement 3D onto your xbox one's harddrive to save time on loading screens. Truly evil magics.
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HahahahaaaaaahaHahaahaHahaaHa... *sips wiskey evilly*
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