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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Well, yes, reality itself is now one of my many phylacteries, but I didn't get God involved in spanking me down now, did I?


What if, now, hear me out, what if Illuvatar got into a rap battle with Tom Bombadil?

tom wouldn't battle he'd just gently caress up illuvatar's rhythm while dancing a jig all in playful fun because he only cares about his forest

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Tom bombadil is a failed wizard I think. I suspect old man willow and the old forrest, and before all those forrests, were intended as a living phylactery, and old man willow is the actual remnant of Tom, what's left is him reasonably pure, powerful, and undying, unaware. Something went wrong, he hosed up the spell probably.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


You wrote <baaaarf>?

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