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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I'm an evil wizard. It really bugs me that (and I know it's just a movie but still) someone couldn't just follow Harry Potter to the John and shoot him in the back with a gun while he was taking a wiz. Sometimes a simple solution is better than any magic.

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Sometimes after a long day of doing evil I get back to my apartment and just think about if it's all even worth it. Me in pic.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Dave_Indeed posted:

I wonder what he's actually doing here? Probably not killing her because he could have just cast a fireball or poo poo, bolted her dumb rear end with a crossbow.

Instead I think he is possessing her with a slut demon so she puts out because god drat look at those tits. If u know that spell there's no way you don't cast it.

Sir Presley Cheesedick in the background is an allegory for "guy friends" on facebook making passive aggressive comments on "ripped wiz" and boob girl posting date pics.

They were just about to do it wizard-style when her dumbass boyfriend walked in on them and couldn't believe his girl was about to get nailed by a ripped wizard and his sex demon. She's shocked because now her boyfriend knows the crazy poo poo she's into that she never does with him.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Mycroft Holmes posted:

as a paladin i object to this thread

evil wizards are bad and should be punished

You're an ignorant racist

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