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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I cast a spell on an English town once. Their kids' "don't grow back" teeth grew in they would rot out of their heads. I made several kilotonnes with venture capital pounds setting up a dentist above every chemist and sausages shop in town. I told the dentists to just take all the teeth out because we needed something to make expensive dentures out of.

English dentures cost a lot more because lining up human teeth in a straight row is easy. Matching the often criss-crossed lineage and history represented by a British persons teeth and often lack of half is an arduous task.

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