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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Take the right or left hand and some fat of a felon who is hanging from a gibbet beside a highway; wrap it in part of a funeral pall and, so wrapped, squeeze it well. Then put it into an earthenware vessel with zimat, nitre, salt, and long peppers, the whole well powdered. Leave it in this vessel for a fortnight, then take it out and expose it to full sunlight during the dog-days until it becomes quite dry. If the sun is not strong enough put it in an oven heated with fern and vervain. Next, make a kind of candle with the fat of a gibbeted felon, virgin wax, sesame, and ponie, and use the Hand of Glory as a candlestick to hold this candle when lighted; and then those in every place into which you go with this baneful instrument shall remain motionless.

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Get a big candle composed of human tallow, and fix it into a piece of hazel-wood fashioned in the shape of a U. Then, if this candle, being lighted in a subterranean place, sparkles brightly with a good deal of noise, it is a sign that there is treasure in that place, and the nearer you approach the treasure the more the candle will sparkle, going out at length when you are quite close (you must have other candles/lanterns so you wont be left without light). When there is sound reason for believing that treasure is watched over by the spirits of the dead it is good to have wax candles which have been blessed instead of common candles, and to conjure the spirits in the name of God to declare whether there is anything you can do to help them rest*

*if you conjure/ask, you have to do what they say

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

The spirit asked me to make out with its wiener, do I still have to??

I warned you about conjuring dude, you gotta

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