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Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."
Sometimes I move objects around to gas light people.

I frown at children, and make my employees work max hours before hitting that overtime pay.

I touch people's food and make sure to sneeze in your direction.

I specifically do the opposite of what you ask and I feed the birds just so they can poo poo everywhere.

I have unprotected sex and I know I have an std. I leave bad yelp reviews without having been to the business.

I give large donations to Turkey knowing that there will be continued support with ISIS.

My magic??

Inherited wealth and name recognition

:agesilaus:

Jk I do smaller time stuff like making people vomit on each other and forcing them to say racist things in a mono culture group.

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