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naem
May 29, 2011

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

You know what's criminally underutilized these days?

Marrow golems.

Now, there's a certain level of marrow in an amateur's bone golem, that's to be expected. But a Golem made of pure marrow? Think the T-1000 but stickier. A single marrow golem with access to whatever vents you got laying around? You've doubled that area's challenge rating at least.

That 2014 era hipster bone broth soup trend made the cost of marrow skyrocket, for the cost of a golem you could start a small profitable artisanal soup restaurant in Portland

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naem
May 29, 2011

Colonel Cancer posted:

Why settle for a boring ol' stone or bone golem when you can have a golem golem? It can fit through (some) vents, it's fully modular, and it will warm your long dead heart or equivalent when you scry upon some fool smashing your golem into pieces just to get assaulted by multiple minigolems!

https://youtu.be/XyAh25yD4mU

naem
May 29, 2011

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Just cast Polymorph Wang or Power Word: Boner to fix that pesky problem for a couple hours. Should be enough time unless you were into the tantric stuff.

Just cast "flesh to BONE" haha

No don't do this it's very painful

naem
May 29, 2011

ChaseSP posted:

Just replace your soul with someone else's

be careful, I spent three years as a hamster trying that

naem
May 29, 2011

It's really hard to be an evil hamster by the way

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