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I normally don't post on E/N but I'm really in a crisis right now, I just feel directionless and I don't know what to do with my life. Analysis paralysis I guess you'd call it? On one hand you got your lichdom, you could go for vampirism, but on the other hand there's also the whole selling your soul thing. Even if I sell my soul there's just so many choices, you know? I mean, devil lords, demon princes, eldritch horrors from beyond the rim of the universe, they're all going to offer different dark boons. On one hand if I go the devil or demon route there's the whole eternity of torment thing but the eldritch horror causes a lifetime of insanity more often then not. I can dabble in a little necromancy here and a little thaumaturgy there but I'm really starting to get the idea that I have to buckle down and pick one route to ultimate power and stick with it. I went to a therapist and he suggested a book on mindfulness, well, I gave that a try but it just sounded like a bunch of pseudoreligious gobbledegook to me, when I told him that he said that I should Frankenstein up an Ubermench and then swap my soul into it. I don't want to be resistant to therapy but I just, I don't know, I'm not completely happy with the body I've got but I've been dragging around this carcass for thirty eight years, I kinda want to stick with it for at least the next millenium. Whatever I do, I need to make a decision soon, I'm not getting any younger or more evil. Help me out E/N, please. (Or I'll murder your families and put a blight on your crops.) Now if you're some kind of hero or paladin or something don't even bother responding, maybe that "repent my sins and pray to Deus to forgive my crimes against the natural order" crap works for some people but that's not me.
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Dec 29, 2016 20:25
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Motherfucker posted:HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK Uh, sir, this is a topic for evil wizards, not evil clowns.
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Commoners posted:I accidentally left the secret exit that leads back to the entrance of my dungeon so that I don't have to backtrack open, and adventurers entered my loot room and took everything. I didn't have all of my art pieces and magical equipment listed out or appraised for value, how should I go about contacting my dungeon owner's insurance to try to get at least some of the value back from what was stolen? Oh they covered this in one of the optional workshops last year but you might have missed it because they had the soul swapping seminar at the same time. It's important to turn towards an (imaginary?) audience and say "...just as planned" in a low, sinister voice with your fingers steepled and an evil grin on your face. It won't get any of your poo poo back but it makes you feel a lot better. Doesn't matter if anybody sees you do it, doesn't matter if it's actually true. I wouldn't even gently caress with the insurance if you don't have your ducks in a row, I mean consorting with nether beasts and eldritch horrors is one thing but those insurance guys are bad news.
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