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So when do you decide to give your apprentice the talk about good and evil being meaningless concepts that only get in the way of a persons true desires whether it be glory or to unravel the seal of a millenia old demilich whose gaze can steal a man's soul.
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The only contract you should ever sign and believe in is one signed in both participant's blood as well as read over by a demon lawyer. (If you don't have one on hold you're a moron hope that helps) if either breaks it they get eternally damned and of course you already are so it's no risk.
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Feb 22, 2017 20:50
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Look it sounds like a great idea but then when you go to do so the fuckers have made the contract so secure you can't even make yourself want to actually break it. Don't trust a neutral lawful people. E: I mean the whole point of making a contract is to trick people into doing stuff for you while you then refuse to pay them. Evil 101 people.
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Feb 22, 2017 23:08
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But what do you do with the soul eating demon you're stuck with? Look it's better to prevent issues from happening in the first place.
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Mar 15, 2017 03:13
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You probably got powdered glass instead of running ruby and emerald. Don't cheap out by getting prepared ingredients and this won't happen. Check and raid your local gem mine.
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Mar 15, 2017 21:30
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If a muscle bound idiot somehow got past all the traps there are two options. He has some powerful antimagic stuff and you're lucky to not have lost your temporary form or he is actually a powerful wizard that cross trained into another discipline to gently caress with people like you.
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Mar 17, 2017 14:30
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Surely by this point you've realized anyone with power either is a powerful wizard or has employed one. King just picked a poor choice.
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Mar 28, 2017 17:00
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Birds are good familiars and spies. Use it to your advantage man.
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Mar 28, 2017 18:07
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Can I have your orc band after you're converted dude. Need a spooky soundtrack for my lair when the heroes are in danger.
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Mar 29, 2017 08:17
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So apparently giving money to your minions as "charity" and setting up a company store doesn't work for getting tax breaks and now I gotta either sell off all the golem materials I "acquired" off the back of a wagon or ditch out of the country until they die of disease or whatever people like that do.
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Apr 6, 2017 04:06
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Have you considered declaring war on civilization to spread forests or whatever you tree huggers care about? While you aren't a wizards that's a pretty great way to be called evil and might get you some neat fell artifacts to check out.
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Apr 6, 2017 18:28
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naem posted:Why not just go wendigo? Sounds like a blast There's a difference from doing something because you want to do it and doing it because you have to do it.
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Apr 9, 2017 00:26
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If you keep consuming souls without any conservation the abyssal plane is gonna get pissed off from you keeping souls for them to exploit/recruit/torture. And that's not an enemy you want.
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Apr 9, 2017 18:09
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Have you considered using the narrative in your favor by creating x amount items of amazing power that can seal or free you when brought together. Trust someone will eventually bring you back while you bide your time.
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Apr 14, 2017 22:23
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Do imaginary numbers count?
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Apr 15, 2017 04:18
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Look summoning demons and controlling them with virgin sacrifices is one thing but racism isn't cool. There are plenty of methods to cover-up undesired stenches. E: I don't care if some of you more extreme label me as a Social Justice Wizard because petty infighting is a waste of tjme and should be kept to the other evil groups.
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Apr 17, 2017 16:31
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better find an evil god to worship cause with that 8 int you're not gonna be a wizard enemy.
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Apr 25, 2017 00:31
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The right thing to do would be to use him as an example of a perfect student.
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Apr 25, 2017 23:59
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Tin Can Hit Man posted:A guy sold me on the idea of purchasing a set of "hexahedrons" once, but it turned out they were just a handful of regular old playing dice. You should tie the forces of chaos to them. It's a good laugh to pull out at a party.
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May 23, 2017 00:27
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Little known fact that all leaders are actually all secretly wizards/sorcerers/other 
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Sep 1, 2017 22:20
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stop posting your magical porn in here dude it's not cool
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Sep 2, 2017 02:41
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Don't forget loopholes like people tying their ammo with a long weightless rope so it technically counts as being apart of them and not a missile. Rare but every once in a while you get a smartass.
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Sep 18, 2017 14:37
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Al Borland Corp. posted:That's odd, I could swear I was once attacked by a ninja wielding a kunai w/chain (long story) and it deflected off of a missile protection spell. Mileage will vary on your god/ess or source of magic.
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Sep 18, 2017 15:28
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Just don't do a parrot.Tthey might just seem like goofy but controllable birds but under that exterior is a being of malevolence. Actually sounds like a good idea try that.
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Oct 13, 2017 21:03
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Takes more work and the only real things you can do is be reactive in your life when some rival evil wizard goes conquering. What's the point of power if you can't force your ideals onto the world or twist it for your own amusement.
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Oct 16, 2017 22:56
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I manipulated the mythical stories of the plane I'm on for infiite artifacts and started to make my own machine god but now everyone is getting on my rear end gently caress. Turns out swapping two seemingly related godesses causes mass famine among many other experiments.
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May 1, 2018 00:07
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Just replace your soul with someone else's
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Pompeii eruption was a cover up of the necromantic resort in that area.
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