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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
whattup

my name is Melondrosnacks. i am a wizrd and i like to gently caress

hit me up on instagram, snapchat my kik on tinder

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

JiveHonky posted:

whattup

my name is Melondrosnacks. i am a wizrd and i like to gently caress

hit me up on instagram, snapchat my kik on tinder

i have wicked sharp pecks and i can do that thing of where mickey mouse made those mops dance in fantazia.

plus i bench 275

hit me up dollface i'll make u holla

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
hey hi im an evil wizard but that doesnt mean i'm all bad. i care about fitness and treat my body like an evil temple. i eat raw grains and veggies and i walk around with those weird shoes that have a half platform so that your calves get huge and veiny.

i also love to cuddle but watch out i might poke you with my hard staff. :wink:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i, myself am an evil wizared, also.

I have done the following evil:

- eat a bat
- turn into a bat
- attack someone as a bat
- blind as a bat
- dwell in darkness, like a bat
- scared of getting tangled in a womans hairdo
- drink tiny licks of blodd off of livestock
- brain the size of a bat
- have bats living in my long white beard
- lonely for the company of a female bat
- baseball bat
- often described as a "rat with wings"
- sonic navigation and hunting moths
- rabies carrier
- staff has brass bat-shaped topper

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Anyone got a s. spell for summoning dirty schoolgirl pantys? Its for a friend...

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Anyone got a good spell for summoning Japanese lesbian vomit videos? Its for a friend.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Rutibex posted:

what you're looking for is a scrying crystal
https://www.aliexpress.com/popular/scrying-crystal.html

Thanks rube-dawg, keep it skeezy my neezy

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
anyone have a good spell make my wife pretty?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
anybody have a good spell for summoning jungle cat into audience to attack audience and choke some of the facultystaff and punch my chest make my chest dissapear?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

key party favors posted:

you got it backwards, that's when you start

when my wizardly powers are at thier very peak! and no meddling women around to siphon my energy and ruin my plans!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Need a anti-gurf spell stat

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
im an evil wizard.

sexual evil

:twisted:

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