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if ur an evil wizard post in this thread about the spells you cast and other things like that. personally for me i like to make potions that turn people into skeleton monsters that obey my every whim.
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does anyone have any experience with spellbooks or grimoires that drive their readers mad with the unfathomable dark power they contain? i have one and i'm trying to figure out how many spells i can read out of it before losing my mind
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Dec 28, 2016 18:43
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Straight White Shark posted:Impotent fool! What sort of two-bit hedge wizard can't even control his own wench? I recommend you cower in your hovel and make peace with whatever dark masters you serve, for surely it is only a matter of time before a worm like you gets crushed under the heel of a true overlord. sorry, what do you think this is? the barbarian thread? wizards are supposed to be egalitarian. yeah i may be evil, but i'm an evil feminist.
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Dec 29, 2016 16:59
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the pizza police posted:if anybody sees my skeleton dog can they send him back I forgot to close the lid on the barrel I was storing him in i don't have a dog but i can send you millions of spiders
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Jan 4, 2017 08:27
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basic hitler posted:I hate skeletons. Ive noticed they have something like memory in their bones. I used to harvest the flesh for reagents, boil and reanimate the bones of fallen intruders. Now i just make bone dust. Like, last week was the last straw. I went to check on my gold hoard and my skeleton servitors were just standing, staring at the gold and touching their pelvises. These loving skeletons were remembering having sex on wizard gold when they were alive. Their bone memories are creepy. I could understand recognizing a sword or a trinket from a loved one but id say 75% of all adventurer skeletons just get horny at the sight of a gold hoard. i thought this was the reason we all used so many skeletons
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Jan 4, 2017 08:30
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Iron Prince posted:*fires a rank 3 cumbolt into op's mouth* *casts deep slurp*
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Feb 20, 2017 13:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3H3lKt5_BM
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Feb 22, 2017 05:08
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JiveHonky posted:Anyone got a s. spell for summoning dirty schoolgirl pantys? Its for a friend... if you can find a copy of the pervert's primer, there should be a spell for that in there. they're pretty expensive though because most of them got bought up by japanese collectors in the 80s. btw, i know it's not for a friend. i cast a divination spell on you, buddy.
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Well, only an idiot tries to bargain with a demon. You bargain with devils. Demons, you bind. oh man, i bet some devil has got you wrapped around his eldritch finger. a devil will screw you over with some "well technically you said..." lawyer bullshit even worse than a wish spell
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